It’s safe to say you can expect pretty regular drunkMall appearances from the Star Wars franchise until all this hype dies down in neverteen years. At 10" tall x 6″ wide, the Millennium Falcon lamp is a nice size for…
Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone…
The glory days of one-button mash fest arcade games are back, baby, and they’re smaller than ever! This thing is so small, it’s probably a good idea to attach a tile tracker to it so you don’t lose it. Tiny Arcade…
First of all, we suggest using this under-the-desk holster for not-a-real gun, such as a rubber band machine gun or a Nerf Rival Blaster. Party Tip: don’t keep a real gun under your desk! It contributes to nervousness and poor…
Being cold sucks. What else sucks is not being massaged, like, all the time. That’s how rich people get to live. Nothing but warmth and massages all day. Turns out, it doesn’t cost that much money to be warm and…
Well, hell. Maybe there won’t ever be another new episode of Breaking Bad again but at least we have novelty t-shirt designs! Taking a cue from another famous Walter - Walt, for short - this tee’s logo is extremely and…
Man, that skeleton pirate knows how to party… While he’s happiest with wine and spiced rum, Skully here can hold most normally shaped bottles of booze, which is good because keeping a bottle around long enough for a bottle holder…
It’s a wonderful thing, the breakfast sandwich. It’s even more wonderful to be able to make them at home. Now, we previously featured another great gadget like this on the site but we like this one even better because it’s…
Chivalry isn’t dead. It’s just in the hand of, you know, really nice guys. It’s entirely plausible that the full visored helmet hoodie is beyond the budget of a lot of drunkMall shoppers - that’s why it was a #BlackoutFriday…
Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…
One of our favorite things on drunkMall is the Tupac “Thug Life” sweatpants, so we were super excited to learn that there was a matching sweatshirt! It’s too bad we don’t have a way to contact everyone who got the sweatpants…
Oh, shit, finally! Koozies always seemed kind of dumb to us because, like, drink your damn beer instead of holding on to it and the thing won’t get warm because there’s, what, five actual mouthfuls in a bottle? Sheesh! But…