Millennial fashion alert! These jogging pants are for everyone who ever saw a picture of Justin Bieber and thought, "Oh, yeah, that makes sense to wear," rather than something like, "What are kids wearing these days?!" Listen, we're not that…
Light up your smokes like a smooth spy with this wristwatch! It's a fully functional time piece and cigarette lighter all-in-one. Well, okay, the three sub-dials don't work and are just decorative. But, come on, everyone knows that super fancy…
The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…
A poster of the Vigo painting from Ghostbusters 2! Vigo the Carpathian, as you surely know, is just a downright not nice dude. If Vigo was walking down the sidewalk and saw you across the road struggling with carrying a…
If you've been on the Internet any time in the past decade (hint: you have), then the chances are astronomically high that you've read a story or seen footage of Bill Murray doing something that proves he's not only not…
Make it a REAL shot with this beautiful piece! Solid glass, fashioned into the shape of a big ol' .50 caliber bullet. It's hollow, of course - how else could you drink booze from it?! That's right, this bullet is…
On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…
Finally! A winter jacket with built-in electric heat! This Bosch jacket has one heating panel on the back and two in the front (on either side of the zipper) - all powered by a small battery unit that weighs only a…
Add a touch of class to card night! There's nothing wrong with a regular deck of playing cards. Red- and blue-backed cards are a classic. They get the job done and they've been doing so for a really long time.…
All those jokes about vegans and nobody ever considers what it's like to actually date or live with one. Two vegans living together, hey, that's probably fine. Quiet nights at home, watching documentaries and ignoring each other's seitan farts. How…
Charge your mobile device on the go in a plane, train or automobile - anything with windows in the daytime! Let everyone else fight over the car lighter plug or that much needed wall outlet. Find a comfortable seat by…
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…