Big Red Cup
Nobody is saying that the red party cup isn't an icon. That's undeniable. But even legends have flaws and the red plastic cup has a couple worth mentioning. First, it's plastic. That means it's too easy to break, in any…
Tenacious D Cum Towel
Possibly the greatest piece of music merchandise ever made and we should expect nothing less from Tenacious D, the self-proclaimed best rock band in the world. Featuring a cute pastel colored cartoon of such magical things as butterflies, a rainbow,…
Portable Guitar Amp Attachment
Rock out whenever and wherever the urge strikes you with a small but powerful guitar amp attachment! Practice amps come in many sizes and even novelty designs but JamStack is the first one that's made to attach directly to the…
Merry Crustmas Sweater
Yeah, Christmas is cool. But have you ever had pizza?! Pizza is so real. Pizza should have its own holiday! There's plenty of Christmas to go around - why not slice out a piece of the day to give pizza…
Santa Spice Shirt
Now that's a Spicy Santa shirt! Hey, sorry about getting the most infectious Spice Girls song stuck in your head just now but think about how much fun you could have doing the exact same thing to every person who…
iPad Typewriter
How are you gonna write The Great American Novel Blog Post? You gotta hack and slash and pound the words up from out the depths of your very soul and force them to seek refuge in the storage drive of a…
Pirate Socks
Do you ever think about how much fun it would NOT have been to be a pirate?! That life was no joke, children. Oh, hold up - did you expect this post to be written in outlandish "pirate talk" and…
Tuxedo Hoodie
The tuxedo tee shirt is classic, a total standby. You don't have to be a slave to the look, though. No need to suffer the harsh elements because you feel like rocking your retro flavor all over town... They got…
Chewbacca Stocking
How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…
Coaster Cactus
It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…
Easy Microwave Cleaner
Who's got a microwave that would embarrass your mother if she came over for a surprise visit? It's okay, we get it. Things like that have a way of slipping out of control a little bit at a time and…
Testicular Tea Bag
Tired of everyone assuming you aren't tough because you drink tea instead of coffee? Put some balls in your cup! It's the Testicle Teabag, y'all! Take that tired metal tea ball infuser you've been using and throw that shit in…