Whiskey Bullets
Throwing back whiskey on the rocks isn't macho enough for you? Settle down, roid rage. We got your violent delights right here! Everyone knows about whiskey stones. Rocks you keep in the freezer to be tossed in a neat liquor…
Hot Dog Toaster
Make having hot dogs at home just as convenient as it is to have hot dogs anywhere else! [WARNING: if eating hot dogs is not something you should be doing for any reason at all, stop reading this post right…
EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells
You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…
Airplane Seatbelt Belt
Even if you haven't joined the Mile High Club yet, you can take a fashion tip from those jet airliners with this unique and stylish belt. It looks like someone ransacked a grounded 747 and cut all the seatbelts out…
Monty Python Watch
At this point, it looks like The Ministry of Silly Walks may find work in the current administration any day now... Whether or not that ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT comedy sketch from Monty Python becomes a reality in modern American politics, it…
Wall Mounted Bookmark
Reading a book before bed is the move. It's gotta be a real book, too, kids. Turns out staring at your beloved phone screen before bed is exactly the worst thing you can do before bed. Something about the kind…
Burger World Hat
Fans of immature 90s cartoons will remember that Beavis and Butthead "worked" at a fast food joint called Burger World. That ain't a real place but you can still rep it with flair wearing this Burger World snapback hat! Make…
Smart Lighting Upgrade
Every light switch in your house is stupid. Now hang on, don't get offended! All we're saying is that your light switches are not smart. You know, like, they can't be controlled with a smartphone like how all the cool…
Phone Case with Wallet Compartment
Anyone walking around with a phone as well as any form of wallet is carrying too much stuff around. You don't have to do that anymore, people! This phone case has a wallet compartment hidden in the back of it. Flip…
Ferrofluid Desk Toy
Here's something for all of you "social media managers" sitting at your desks, pretending to work when really you're just browsing reddit and Facebook to kill time before you check LinkedIn again to see if anyone in your "network" has a…
Octopus Pint Glasses
Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…
Wireless Headphones Receiver
You don't have to spring for expensive wireless headphones! Podo Labs is about to release JACK, which is a small device that makes any headphone wireless. The little clip-on unit has a bluetooth receiver. You simply plug your regular headphones'…