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“PAWS” t-shirt

“PAWS” t-shirt

Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…

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Extra EXTRA Large Memory Foam “Bean” Bag

Extra EXTRA Large Memory Foam “Bean” Bag

Bean bags used to be one of those things that seemed really cool and fun until you actually had one and it died a slow, pitiful death while leaking little white pellets all over the place… This “bean” bag is like…

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USB Mixtapes

USB Mixtape gift set

This is so cool! If you’ve never made an actual mixtape (or CD) for another person, you have no idea how special that gift can be for someone to receive. Making playlists for people just isn’t the same. The problem…

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Sushi Cats

Sushi Cats

This looks like something that’s probably like a whole thing and we just don’t know about it yet but as soon as we saw these sushi cats we knew they were drunkMall material. There appear to be six varieties of…

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Professional Quality Police Handcuffs

Professional Quality Police Handcuffs

We definitely aren’t lawyers or anything but we’re pretty sure you can legally use these handcuffs on another person as long as you have their permission… Just be sure you know where the key is at all times because if…

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Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain

Wild Cat Self Defense Keychain

Always be prepared to handle your business with “The Cat” Self Defense keychain. Made from strong and durable polymer, this is one tough kitty! Available in Pink, Black and Purple, the cute cat design will look less menacing in social situations…

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Tipsy Treats: Alcohol-Infused Dessert Cookbook

Tipsy Treats: Alcohol-Infused Dessert Cookbook

Everyone loves alcohol and everyone loves desserts - the combination is even more tasty! From the inventor of the first-ever cupcake shot, Automn Skoczen, Tipsy Treats is the cookbook you want for alcohol-infused cupcake, marshmallow, martini gel and popsicle recipes!…

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Huge Bubble Wrap Calendar

Huge Bubble Wrap Calendar

Love popping bubble wrap? Of course you do - everybody does! This is a 4 foot tall calendar poster overlaid with heavy-weight bubble wrap so you can pop a big bubble every day. There are even some extra bubbles in…

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Smartphone Camera Lens Kit

Smartphone Camera Lens Kit

Instagram filters can only do so much. If you really want to step up your snapshot game this is a highly rated three pack of lenses. Designed to clip onto virtually any design of smartphone! Each kit includes: 180˚ Fisheye…

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Gummi Cat Candle with Aluminum Skeleton

Gummi Cat Candle with Aluminum Skeleton

You’re probably beginning to notice some trends in the things we post at drunkMall. This post features many things we like: cats, candles, death… If you can’t tell, this candle starts off as a nice pink (or several other colors)…

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Amazon Fire Stick

Amazon Fire Stick

To celebrate Transparent winning 5 Emmy Awards, for the next 24 hours Amazon is selling 1 year subscriptions to Amazon Prime for just $67 - beginning right now! That’s a $32 savings on 1 year of FREE 2-day shipping, unlimited…

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