Nutella smartphone wallet
Trying to stick to a diet? This may not be the ideal phone case for you. Think about how much you use your phone every day. Now think about thinking of Nutella for literally that entire time. Yeah. That’s what…
Fish Tank Herb Garden
We’ve noticed that people who drink a lot tend to dislike chores. Actually, let us put that in a different way. We drink a lot. We don’t like chores. Anything that cuts down on things we’re supposed to do every…
EXCLUSIVE: Top 10 Drunk Buys of 2015
2015 is deader than a six pack of Mickey’s grenades. Let’s pause between blackouts on this New Year’s Weekend to take a moment and remember the drunken purchases that we all made last year. We've got some memes, some mind-blowing…
Bath and Shower Wine Holder
Last week, we learned about showerbeers for our Shower Beer Buddy giveaway. Now that we’ve had time to think about it, we realized that showerbeers aren’t so crazy because we’ve known about drinking wine in the bathtub for years and…
“Infinite Bubble Wrap” Smartphone Case
Bubble wrap is clearly awesome. Can we all agree on that? The Japanese love bubble wrap so much they created an imitation bubble wrap that can be popped over and over again! Called mugen puchipuchi - literally, “infinite pop pop” - these things…
2016 Calendar of Dogs in Cars
We show a lot of love to cats on drunkMall but every dog has its day - 366 of them in 2016! (Yeah, it’s a Leap Year. Get ready for a lot of really great #content based on that little…
GG: The Ultimate Version of Rock-Paper-Scissors
This game has the potential to be huge. The creators of GG have deconstructed the simplest game on Earth, Rock-Paper-Scissors, and rebuilt it into a game that remains simple enough for a child to play while also holding depths of…
8-Bit Pokéball Sweater
One double cheeseburger and a six pack of beer, I choose you! We’ve said it before and we’ll keep saying it, most of the ugly Christmas sweaters people keep posting are lame ducks. Also, Christmas is over! So, this isn’t…
The Most Honest Coffee Mug Ever
At least it's a cute master. Caffeine isn't even an addiction for us anymore. Like, would you say you're addicted to having two arms? Are you addicted to breathing? These are pretty essential to daily life and that's how we…
Pizza Rat pin
We’ll never forget you Pizza Rat. Ours is not the fickle love of viral social media, blazing with the white heat of rocket fuel and faded all too quick. No, Pizza Rat. Our love remains as you once were, dragging…
Jedi Bath Robe
We finally saw The Force Awakens and now all we do is stay home, weeping into the sleeves of our Jedi bath robe and mourning the loss of… Well, you know. It’s a great robe. At least we still have…
Pink Angel artwork
We’re huge proponents of using things like art and culture to make oneself appear sophisticated and adult-y. Shit! That “oneself” was flawless and then we blew it with “adult-y.” Still working on this… If you aren’t ready to graduate to wall art,…