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Cosmo Cocktail Tape Dispenser

Cosmo Cocktail Tape Dispenser

Having a drink after work is pretty common practice for a lot of people. It's like a reward for having gotten through another day on the job. And for some people (with extra crappy jobs) that drink at the end…

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Solar-Powered Fan Hat

Solar-Powered Fan Hat

Keeping a slight breeze on your forehead has never been easier! Spending the day outside in the hot hot sun? You were probably going to wear a hat anyway, so put on this cap and the solar panels will power…

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LED High-Top Sneakers

LED High-Top Sneakers

These shoes are L-O-U-D! Not recommended for shy folks, this pair of Electric Styles' High-Top Bolts will have you spending the night walking on top of your very own LED light show! You've got twelve different modes to choose from: seven static colors or…

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Combination Wine Lock

Combination Wine Lock

Keep your best vintages under lock (with no key) using these stainless steel combination locks designed to keep that cork in the bottle until the person with the secret code comes along! This isn't only for the wine snobs with…

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TARDIS Teapot

TARDIS Teapot

Unlike the TARDIS from your beloved Doctor Who, the TARDIS teapot can not, unfortunately, transport you to any point in time-space. The TARDIS teapot can, on the other hand, transport you to a time and place where you have a…

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Cloud Connected Egg Tray

Cloud Connected Egg Tray

If you're one of those people who remember to make a grocery list before going to the store, hey, good for you. Congratulations on having your life in order. Meanwhile, you'll find the rest of us standing in the front…

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Fitter... Happier...

EXCLUSIVE: Fitter… Happier… More Productive…

It's happening again. Radiohead has a new album coming out and the entire Internet is about to lose its damn mind over the thing. drunkMall's gift guide this week is taking inspiration from the powerful "Fitter Happier" interlude found on…

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Hepburn Eyes Wall Decal

Hepburn Eyes Wall Decal

Some people obsess over what shade of paint to use in what room of their house to make it perfect or whatever. Other people handle interior decoration a bit... differently. Instantly transform any room with these decals based off Audrey Hepburn's…

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Mistaken '80s Lyrics Coasters

Mistaken ’80s Lyrics Coasters

It's always hilarious when you find out one of your friends has been singing the wrong lyrics to a song for at least ten years, right? Mistaken Lyrics Coasters are a tribute to that exact thing. Each collection features oft-misheard…

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LED Cocktail Cups

LED Cocktail Cups

Add a touch of electric color to your next cocktail party with LED light cocktail cups! The cups are tall and slender, like the glasses found in trendy cocktail lounges, except these are made from hard plastic because we don't…

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Thug Kitchen Vegan Cookbook

Thug Kitchen Vegan Cookbook

Carnivores, this one's for you, too! Thug Kitchen is the #1 NYT Bestseller cookbook that's been lighting up kitchens across the world with vegan food that actually tastes amazing... (Yeah, yeah. We know you've convinced yourselves that your local vegan…

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Glittery Unicorn Temporary Tattoos

Glittery Unicorn Temporary Tattoos

Time to get faaabulous! Unicorn stuff gets posted on drunkMall a lot but there's a demand for this supply. The numbers don't lie and something about being drunk makes people want to throw down cash for unicorn swag. (If you're…

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