Zombie Eyes Sleep Mask
You ever notice that when someone in a movie uses a sleep mask they always get bothered by other people? It's weird. That probably wouldn't happen if everyone was scared to bother them, though. And people might be scared to…
Nerf Herder Stash Bag
Are you a Nerf Herder? To some people it's an insult. But to others, it's a way of life! (And to many more people than either of those groups, it's an inside joke from the Star Wars movies. Get with…
Duck Tea Infuser
People who drink tea apparently love stuff like this. Nobody knows why. Maybe it's all that tea. If you know someone who drinks a lot of tea, chances are good they'll get a kick out of this tea infuser that…
Moss Clock
If time flies when you're having fun, what does time do when you aren't having fun? Does it grow moss? Maybe that's what the creator of this wild (Pun, as always, intended.) clock had in mind when designing this rather marvelous…
American Flag Striped Leggings
Adorn your legs with sweet and stylish freedom! These stylish leggings are sure to turn at least a few heads. Serious question, though: are these yoga pants? All yoga pants are leggings, obviously. But are all leggings yoga pants now? Somebody…
Cake Pop/Donut Hole Maker
Donuts and cakes are amazing but it's also way too easy to eat way too much of them and then feel sick. That's one reason why donut holes and cake pops are so great: portion control! Another reason? Less mess! Whether…
Left Shark Sunglasses
In February of 2015, Katy Perry played the Halftime Show at The Super Bowl and it's a performance that will live on through the ages. Not necessarily because of Katy's actual performance, which was amazing. But because of one man...…
Celebrity Pet Manual
Choosing a pet is more difficult than ever. Trying to decide what kind of animal fits in to your lifestyle was hard enough before Instagram. Now we're cursed with the knowledge that selecting the perfect dog, cat, bird or whatever…
Burrito Yoga Bag
The most difficult part of yoga is finding the motivation to actually show up to the class. Once the mat's down and the breathing's started, it's all downhill from there. But something about getting there seems like so much work.…
EXCLUSIVE: Out of This World
It's virtually impossible to find a solid gift guide for people who like "outer space" stuff without it just being another collection of Star Wars and Star Trek merch - so we decided to make one ourselves! The universe is…
Trivia Crack Board Game
Everyone's favorite trivia game just jumped out of the smartphone and on to the table for face-to-face competitive flexing of knowledge! Trivia Crack, as the name suggests, is a highly addictive, super stripped down trivia app. This, friends, is the…
Notorious BIG Collectible Figure
It ain't life-size and it may not even be accurate to scale but this collectible Notorious B.I.G. figure is a massive hit here at drunkMall! Hip-hop doesn't get any better than Biggie Smalls. You can argue that some other MCs…