Get out the crayons - it's time for some colorful language! Fucksicles is a coloring book series created around the ideas that adults like to color and adults like swear words. Mixing the two together was the only logical thing…
No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…
Who doesn't love a good "your mom" joke?! Tank tops designed for women to wear while exercising are kind of an entirely separate genre of humor. It's a very niche attitude they're tapping but it's valid. You've gotta put yourself in…
Alright, let's not even waste time by pretending this is a gag gift or something. We live in a post-50 Shades of Grey world. Yes, that book is the grease fire inside of a dumpster behind a Long John Silvers…
Uh, oh! Looks like a big ol' nuclear radiation dinosaur monster is headed to a densely populated metropolis again! Only this time, it ain't comin' to breathe fire and destroy buildings. This time it's coming to shower everything in its path…
Keep it fun in the sun! Disguised as "Tropic Tan" sunscreen bottles, these are actually flasks made from food safe plastic. So even if that outdoor party spot allows drinking, these flasks will make it past any "no glass" rules…
People always say things like "beauty is temporary" or whatever. Those people are wrong. All over the world we celebrate images of beautiful humans that were taken decades ago. That doesn't seem very temporary, does it? We still talk about the…
Express your love for The Purple One in a very public way with a large vinyl decal of the famous symbol designed for "The Artist" era of his career. Measuring about 6 inches in height, this sticker isn't for the…
Got bones? Strap a T Rex skeleton right across your chest with this large dinosaur necklace! It's about 7 inches wide, so make sure you're prepared for massive amounts of bling hanging off that neck. It's important to accessorize in a way…
Never grab the wrong pair of keys on your way out the door again! These little plates are quite easy to install near the front door. After you unlock the front door, it's simply a matter of removing the key…
Having someone else scratch your head feels better than doing it yourself. It just does. Maybe there's a biological reason for that and maybe there isn't. We're not smart enough to know things like that and we're certainly too lazy…
First off, we gotta let you know that this clock is extremely limited edition, so not everyone will be able to own one. Sorry. That's just the way it is... The clock is made from an old CD that features…