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DIY Chocolate Penis Molding Kit

DIY Chocolate Penis Molding Kit

Share your sweet stick with anyone who wants it by casting it in decadent milk chocolate! Clone-A-Willy has a rock solid reputation for making penile molding kits foolproof enough for consumer use. They even have one kit that lets dudes make…

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Taco Emotions Pin

Taco Emotions Pin

People are a lot like tacos. Most of us have at least a little bit of a hard exterior as defense but when you get past that then we're full of all sorts of soft gooey stuff like emotions on the inside.…

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Pokemon Fever Is Back!

EXCLUSIVE: Pokemon Fever Is Back!

Pokemon Go has basically restructured modern society in less than a month. If you think that's an exaggeration then you probably live on a mountain in Wyoming or something. Go literally anywhere with a lot of people and you will see Pokemon…

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Home Planetarium

Home Planetarium

Bring the stars inside with your very own home planetarium! Gazing at the night sky has filled mankind with curiosity and inspiration for thousands and thousands of years. Something about looking out at that endless field of twinkling lights really…

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Tickle Massage Gloves

Tickle Massage Gloves

Psst, hey you... Yeah, you! Have you ever been... tickled? No, not like when you were a kid. Now, as an adult, in a sensual way... Tickling - it's the hot new thing! You may not read about it in the…

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Automatic Jar Opener

Automatic Jar Opener

Give your hands a break and let the robots open those tightly sealed jars! Listen, nobody's saying you can't get the jar open on your own. We don't doubt anyone's strength or creativity when it comes to opening a stuck…

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Cute Instant Film Camera

Cute Instant Film Camera

This instant camera develops slide-shaped photos that are quite a bit smaller than standard Polaroid film. Cute, right? It's a unique way to capture those special scenes and moments. It's entirely possible that some people reading this have never used…

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Comfort Eating with Nick Cave

Comfort Eating with Nick Cave

Whatever the cross-section of vegans and Nick Cave fans is, this cookbook is bound to be a smash hit with them! It may seem stranger than kindness but who wouldn't want to travel from her to eternity with recipes for…

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Octopus Ring

Octopus Ring

Careful of this ring. Once it gets a good grip on your finger, it might not ever let go! Okay, okay. It's not a real octopus and you're in no danger of losing a finger to it. But it is…

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Melting Clock

Melting Clock

No, you didn't get dosed with LSD earlier tonight. This just happens to be a super psychedelic, tripped out clock! Fans of surrealism and Salvador Dalí, heads up. Those melting clocks have made it out of the paintings and into…

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Pussycat Panties

Pussycat Panties

Cuteness overload! Form-fitting boy shorts with a high resolution graphic of a small kitten peeking through a hole "torn" in the fabric. Who could say no?! There's some romantic comedy movie where main character says some dumb stuff about how…

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Pros and Cons Notepad

Pros and Cons Notepad

Okay, this is actually a wonderfully useful invention. The PROS of sitting down and writing out a list of all possible positives and negatives to any course of action are well documented. We've all read the self-help articles and watched…

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