Obama Chia Head
Now that Obama's 8 years in office are almost up, he can finally chill out and relax a bit. You know, even let his hair grow out some if that's what he feels like doing. Can you even imagine how…
God Had Sex with a Dinosaur by Hugh G. Rection
This short story could have been written by a dyslexic 5th grader and it would still have to be better than at least half the books on the New York Times Bestseller list for 2015. It's all about that premise, man.…
Shower Boobs
Everyone knows a shower is better when boobs are in it. Ask any woman who's showered with a lover how much attention their boobs got in the shower. Case closed. Now that we've established that, how'd you like to have a…
The Wingman Tandem Shotglass
Hit the town at flight speed with your #1 partner in crime! The Wingman is a pair of tandem shot glasses. Like those bicycles that have two (or more) sets of seats and pedals for multiple people to ride at…
Sea Captain Hat
Oh captain, my captain! If you want to hear these words being screamed in your bedroom then owning a captain's hat would be a step in the right direction. Hang this naval captain's cap on the bedpost and it'll always…
No Free Sex Sticker
It's time for another round of Guess What the Weird Sticker Is Supposed to Mean! Seriously, where does this stuff come from and how does it make sense on any level? Say no to "free sex." What does it mean?…
Loaded Dice
Gambling with a pair of loaded dice is a really good way to lose a thumb, if any of you feel like you've got one thumb too many. A set of fixed dice is one of those things you see…
EXCLUSIVE: Beer Pong Upgrades
There are other drinking games but very few other drinking sports have achieved such widespread popularity as the illustrious endeavor of Beer Pong. Yes, if bowling is a sport then beer pong is 100% a sport. As a party pastime, beer pong…
Capture the Flag Beer Pong
Beer pong is super fun. It's a great game. But what if there was a way to make it even better?! The makers of Fire Pong think that's exactly what they've done. Think of Fire Pong like an awesome new…
100 Assorted Stickers
It's always a good idea to have some stickers on hand. Say you get a new skateboard or an old car or possibly you're opening up a brand new bar or music venue with a bathroom susceptible to graffiti. All of…
Katana Bookends
Knowledge is like a sharp sword. Or at least that sounds like some smart shit from some 1500 year old samurai poem. It probably is. Keep the books on your shelf orderly in a unique way with a set of…
Giant Jenga
Regular sized Jenga seems so puny next to this giant version. It's a game of strategy, skill and finesse but let's not pretend the whole point of Jenga is to see who will be the one to make the tower…