Cock Lover Beer Cozy
Who loves the cock? That's right - everyone loves the cock. Okay, we really should have called this a Cock Liker cozy - because it says "I LIKE" above a picture of a rooster - but be real for a…
Pin the Junk on the Hunk
L-O-L! Okay, so everyone knows that bachelorette parties are pretty much the most insane and debauchery-filled events that take place in modern society, right? If you don't know, we could tell you some mind blowing stories... Basically, if you see a bachelorette…
Shittens Ass Wiping Mittens
Listen, we don't have to talk specifics on why a product like this is necessary. But facts are facts and it's a fact that this is a product that just about every one of us could have used at one…
Giant Golden Swan Pool Float
This pool float is FAAAABULOUS! Everyone makes such a big deal out of the goose that laid the golden egg, nobody ever asks what hatched from the egg. Maybe it was a golden swan! Okay, but that's all fairy tale…
Blow-Up Doll Mask with Wig
Equally hilarious and terrifying, depending on how it's used, this is a mask and wig for all fourteen of you people out there who've always fantasized about being a blowup sex doll! Or if you want to be a blowup…
Extremely Shiny Pants
Oh, it's hard to stand out in the crowd? You must not be trying hard enough or you must not know about these freaking pants. Because these pants are made to be seen! If there's a notable source of light…
Floating Flamingo Cup Holder
Whether you're chilling in the solar-powered kiddie pool jacuzzi out front of the double wide or snuck into a local motel's outdoor swimming pool, having a floating pink flamingo cup holder is pretty obviously the classy move. Hold your own beverage…
Condom Plush Doll
This little condom doll is more than a cute plush buddy. It's a reminder of the importance of safe sex! Keeping teddy bears and other stuffed animals around never inspired someone to think about the future before taking an unnecessary…
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Backyard squirrels are always horsin' around anyway - make it official with a horse head feeder! If this reminds you of those super creepy horse head masks that became weirdly popular over the last three years or so, there's a…
Reverse Condom Latex Briefs
Okay, you know how a condom is a piece of latex (usually) made to be worn over the penis in order to prevent pregnancy, the spread of disease and, you know, "spillage"? Well, these briefs are basically the exact opposite…
Money Ball
You know that movie Moneyball? This has nothing to do with that. It's a miniature basketball with an all-over print of various US currency denominations. Why? Uh, you have any idea how much money an NBA player makes? They don't even…