Earthworm Jerky
Hey, adventurous eaters, we found a new snack for you to try... This isn't some kind of beef jerky shaped like earthworms for kids. This is a bag of earthworms. For you to eat. With your human mouth. Apparently, earthworm…
Coffee Slut Mug
Caffeine addiction is no laughing matter. It usually starts with a little pot. You know, peer pressure. A typical scene: some friends are sharing a joint of the pot and they find out you've never toked a smoke before. Next…
High Heel Shoe Stapler
Ooh la la! Is it wrong find a stapler sexually appealing? Because this cherry red high heel stapler has us feeling some type of way! Remember in Office Space how that one dude was obsessed with his red Swingline stapler…
Lite Brite
Didn't ever get to have a Lite Brite when you were a kid? Make your inner child run circles around the living room out of excitement by picking one up now! They're still just as neat as ever... The flat…
Math Jokes Tote Bag
This product was made for two kinds of people: Math teachers people who need to buy a present for Math teachers It's a singular sense of humor. And you don't have to have it or even understand it. Just trust…
Abe Lincoln Bandages
Abraham Lincoln was such a great man that he's been dead for over 150 years but he's still here to help you out in your time of need. Why reach for a plain old flesh-colored bandage strip to protect that…
Elvira Leggings
Calling all Mistresses of the Dark! We found your new favorite pair of leggings. It's slightly confusing when you first see it because you're looking at skintight leggings that feature a high quality image of a woman baring her own…
Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter
Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…
Angelic Harambe Shirt
It's of the utmost importance to our future as social beings that we never forgot Harambe the gorilla and his ultimate sacrifice. This t-shirt present a beautiful rendering of Harambe as a winged angel, seated atop a pixelated cloud and…
Stress Relief Smacking Sack
Hopefully you've never smacked somebody in the sack before. It's a very very extremely not nice thing to do to a person. Sometimes people do deserve it but, again, hopefully you've not been in such a situation. That being said...…
Pizza Night Light
Worried about the monster in your closet? Like so many other problems in life, pizza may be the solution! This magnificent night light is made to resemble a tiny piece of cheese pizza resting atop a plain white paper plate,…
Scary Clown Light Mask
You think clowns are scary. We get it. But you ain't seen nothin' yet, kiddo! If any old regular clown can scare you, just imagine walking down a dark alley and seeing someone wearing this mask step out of the…