See that cover? Yeah, it’s like that. Coloring books are going through a weird transformation right now. The yoga pants, juice cleanse, brunch crowd decided coloring is a healthy and relaxing activity for adults. Who knows? Whatever. It’s brought about…
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, it might be full of candy but the only way to find out is to hit it over and over with a stick. Life is also a lot like a bachelorette…
Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago... Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era.…
Okay, so nobody at drunkMall HQ remembers finding this - or at least nobody wants to admit to finding it. Yet here it is, in all its red, white & blue glory: The Bro-job! Gotta be honest, the lack of…
Huevos rancheros is perhaps the greatest breakfast meal ever. Like, it’s 3:30am as this post is being written and it will be a miracle if we get through it without going to the kitchen and whipping up some huevos rancheros.…
Oh, boy, here we go again… You know how they say not to judge a book by its cover? That’s bad advice. What does the cover of this book make it look like to you? If you said it looks…
It’s officially bathtub season, ladies and gentlemen! It’s cold as balls outside and nothing brings our toes back to life like a long soak in a tub full of warm water - but we don’t like to bathe alone! We…
Now, we normally don’t put regular type stuff on drunkMall but we all know how hard it can be to find a really stimulating present for your mother. Our Mom will be really, really happy to receive this pillow. The…
This seemed like a funny thing to put up but, honestly, now that we’re supposed to write this post and actually imaging what it would be like to eat food with cum in it… It’s triggering a gag reflex… But…
You read that correctly! Apparently, there are some over-achievers in this world who need a little help on the path to unlocking their full potential. That’s right, we’re talking about competitors in a championship sausage eating contests. Now, it’s against…
For when you’re camping in New Mexico and don’t want to squat to pee and accidentally sit on a stinging nettle plant and have your ass burn the rest of the day. Or you decided to go down to Times…