Never Soggy, Always Crunchy cereal bowl
Welp, looks like we’re going to be buying way more cereal to make up for all of the soggy bullshit we ate as kids because nobody was smart enough to invent this… This bowl is so simple and awesome! There’s…
Donkey’s Butt Cigarette Holder and Dispenser
Almost nobody smokes inside these days but if you’re the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson or something then this would be a great piece for your home office. Store your cigarettes in the pack on the beast of burden’s back.…
Mini Sriracha to Go Keychain Bottles
Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…
Schwinn Elliptical Machine
We’re gonna start getting back into shape tomorrow, right? But going to the gym is so awful: it’s far, everyone else knows what they’re doing and all the dudes are… weird. Solution? Have this Schwinn Elliptical Machine delivered to your…
Swivel-Action Leather Key Holder
These days you have to keep track of what pocket your keys are in or you risk scratching your smartphone screen. Once again, it turns out the old way of doing things was probably the better way. (Shutup, hipsters.) This…
Brass Knuckles Mug
You could use this mug for tea, too, but the brass knuckles grip will probably attract people who need something that packs a stronger punch! Start your day with a fistful of caffeine. Share this post!
Temperature Regulating Pillow – Always the Right Temperature!
This Iso•Cool pillow features Phase Change Material beads, which sense the temperature of your body and adjust their own temperature accordingly. You can have your pillow made from spiral-spun polyester or memory foam. [Find more cheat codes for existence in…
Amazon Fire Stick
To celebrate Transparent winning 5 Emmy Awards, for the next 24 hours Amazon is selling 1 year subscriptions to Amazon Prime for just $67 - beginning right now! That’s a $32 savings on 1 year of FREE 2-day shipping, unlimited…
Coin-Counting Change Cup
A lot of people keep coins in their car but how many of them know the sum total of those coins? None of ‘em! Suckers! With this automatic coin-counting lid, you’ll be able to track just how much money is…
Magnetic Bottle Hanger
This is human ingenuity at its finest! These strips of Strong Like Bull magnets attach to the ceiling of your fridge with super strong 3M VHB adhesive. All you have to do is peel off the cover and firmly secure…
Great White Shark Wall Mount
Maybe you can’t afford that Australian vacation right now but that’s no reason to go on living without a realistic (but fake) Great White shark head mounted on your wall! We’re gonna need a bigger wall! Share this post!
36″ Battery-Operated Cattle Prod
drunkMall has a “no questions asked” policy. If you need a cattle prod, hey, we just want to show you a cool cattle prod that we found. That’s your business. Amazon buyers like to ask a lot of questions before they…