Teetering Board Game
You know what board games need? More action! Remember how much fun playing a game of Mousetrap used to be? It's because of all the moving parts! Forget about all those board games that just sit there - give us…
Columbo Sweater
Forget Sherlock Holmes. (Sorry, tumblr.) Columbo is the greatest detective in fiction. Rather than walk around showing off a superhuman intellect and talent for deductive reason, right there for everyone to see, Columbo always kept it close to the vest. And…
Booger Guy Egg Yolk Separator
Separating egg yolks and egg whites is a total pain but it just got a whole lot grosser! Wait - easier. Separating eggs just got a whole lot easier! Simply crack eggs in to the top of the container, as…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Memory Foam Wallet
This is basically the Crocs of wallets. Crocs - who ever thought that a type of footwear could compete with Nickelback for the title of Most Easily Mocked Thing in Western Society? But have you ever tried a pair on,…
Touchscreen Upgrade Kit
Add touchscreen capability to your laptop with no special tech knowledge required at all! In theory, those convertible tablet/laptop units seem like a great idea but the reality is almost always a bummer. Tablets just can't duplicate the functionality of…
Easy Snow Removal System
Small fortunes have been made off of how precarious and sketchy a task it can be to remove snow from the roof of a house. There's probably a shelf in the America's Funniest Home Videos vault somewhere dedicated exclusively to…
USS Enterprise Bottle Opener
Beam yourself up to the next galaxy of Star Trek fandom! This bottle opener is modeled after the NCC-1201 United Space Ship Enterprise from the original Star Trek television series. Trekkies everywhere are opening bottles with this church key style opener. You…
Giant Fist Drink Holder
As if you needed anymore help feeling like a big badass when you crush some beers, here's a drink holder your entire hand goes inside of that looks like a massive fist! Remember when the first new Hulk movie came out…
Smart Bobber
Back in the day, you used to have to waste hours of your life trying to figure out if there were even any fish in the spots you decided to try casting a line. Not anymore! Now all you need is…
GIVEAWAY: Face Blanket
There are certain times in life when the world needs to forget about your face for a while. For those times, there is now: Face Blanket! Face Blanket drapes over your head and completely obscures your face from the world,…
Mermaid Titties Incense Burner
If you like boobs and incense then this is the incense burner for you! Now, straight up, we have no idea how this thing works but it's called a backflow incense burner. Whatever backflow is, we're assuming that's what causes…