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Kittens Hearts and Poo - Emoji Coloring Book

Kittens Hearts and Poo – Emoji Coloring Book

Something old, something new, something trendy, something blue... Or any other color you want it to be! Kittens, Hearts, and Poo: An Enchanting Emoji Coloring Book [sic] is exactly what it looks like it is - a coloring book full…

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Animal Butt Magnets

Animal Butt Magnets

This set of magnets looks like the backsides of a bunch of different barnyard animals! You've got a sheep's butt, a rooster's tail, a pig's rump, a bull's behind, a cow's udder-ly huge hind end and a horse's ass! It's…

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Pirate Pet Costume

Pirate Pet Costume

Aye, it's high time for all landlubber vermin mice to walk the plank, mateys! Cats already act like they're the boss of everything so go ahead make it official. Come here, Mr. Whiskers! It's time you became Captain Whiskers, the…

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Pussycat Panties

Pussycat Panties

Cuteness overload! Form-fitting boy shorts with a high resolution graphic of a small kitten peeking through a hole "torn" in the fabric. Who could say no?! There's some romantic comedy movie where main character says some dumb stuff about how…

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OMG Phone Cases!!!

EXCLUSIVE: OMG Phone Cases!!!

There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…

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Lucky Clover Kittens Shirt

Lucky Clover Kittens Shirt

You can probably still buy some amazing "wolves howling at the full moon" t-shirts in rundown truck stops across America. And you totally should because those shirts are Americana treasures! But you should also know that the genre of shirt…

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Celebrity Pet Manual

Celebrity Pet Manual

Choosing a pet is more difficult than ever. Trying to decide what kind of animal fits in to your lifestyle was hard enough before Instagram. Now we're cursed with the knowledge that selecting the perfect dog, cat, bird or whatever…

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Mothers Day Gift Guide

EXCLUSIVE: Mothers Day Gift Guide

Mother's Day is a week away but you've still got plenty of time to pick up the best present she's ever been given. In the age of free two-day shipping, we're only just now entering "last minute" territory! All moms…

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Fur Division T-Shirt

Fur Division T-Shirt

People think everyone who listens to Joy Division is super sad all the time but that's, like, not even true, bro. Even full-on goth kids probably aren't as bummed out on life as you think they are. Depending on where you…

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Hello Kitty Soy Sauce Bottle

Hello Kitty Soy Sauce Bottle

You need a bottle of soy sauce at home. The packets you get with Asian takeout are nothing but trouble. Use those and you're asking for a mess. Probably you'll end up using way too much soy sauce, flooding your…

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I Could Pee on This: Cat Poetry

I Could Pee on This: Cat Poetry

If cats had thumbs, they would all be poets. Think about it. All that a cat does is lay around all day, get high on catnip and demand to be fed without performing any labor as repayment. Sound familiar? That's…

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