Big Bowling
The pins are inflatable, so there are like 30 other fun things to do with them. Like, putting them in water to see if they float… And stuff. Also, there’s a kid in the photo but you don’t have to…
Pizza Pendant Friendship Necklaces
Make it official between you and five of your besties! Each of you will get your own necklace with a pizza slice pendant. When held together, the slices form a whole pie! That’s amore! [If you like this post, you…
Meow-ami Vice T-Shirt
The people who make this shirt did not name the design Meow-ami Vice, which is a crime. But we did come up with it, so if you own a marketing agency and want to hire us to consult for you then…
10 Planets Drinking Glasses
Pluto is a planet in our book, okay? Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, who wouldn’t want a set of drinking glasses that look like the planets in our solar system? Probably people who aren’t smart enough to…
Ironically Tacky Marilyn Monroe Sweater
This sweater looks like Andy Warhol’s snuff film-obsessed, art school nitrous oxide dealer nephew designed it. There’s really nothing to say about it. This is either totally your thing or else way, way not your thing. If this is your thing...…
Fake Glass “Breakaway” Prop Bottles
Whether filming a zany new Vine or just (safely) prankin’ the pants off of a friend, breakaway bottles give a great special effect. Obviously these are still dangerous and you shouldn’t under any circumstances treat them like they won’t cause…
“2D” Backpack
We’re not sure how it works but here is a totally functional backpack that somehow looks like it was cut out of a two-dimensional animation. Cartoon carry-on? Share this post!
Superhero Bookend
Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!
Cuddle Pillow
Cutting off the circulation to one arm has long been the plight of the big spoon in every extended cuddle session - but no more! The Armadillow is thicker on one side - so the person at the back has…
SleepPhones: Headphones in a Headband
Trying to lay down while listening to music on headphones (or earbuds) S-U-C-K-S but SleepPhones has the solution - speakers in a comfortable headband! Dial up your sleepytime playlist and get comfy. [Psst, we're not trying to call you out…
Floral Pattern Throw Pillow
Now, we normally don’t put regular type stuff on drunkMall but we all know how hard it can be to find a really stimulating present for your mother. Our Mom will be really, really happy to receive this pillow. The…
Wake ‘n’ Bake Mug with Built-In Pipe
Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…