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Tandem Beer Bong

Tandem Beer Bong

Never again face the trials and tribulations of a beer bong all by your lonesome! All it takes is a Y-splitter to transform the traditional (and solitary) beer funnel design into a supercharged tandem beer bong with twin hoses, ready…

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Fancy Bottle Opener

Fancy Bottle Opener

It's time for a grown-up bottle opener solution. Throw away your adolescent fears of commitment! Sure, church keys and novelty bottle poppers are great. Nobody's saying that you have to throw those away or stop buying new ones. But those…

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Beer Tie

Beer Tie

Hands-free cold beer transportation? Yes, please! Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present to you: The Beer Tie! Fashion and functionality go hand in hand with this amazing new accessory designed with today's stylish professional drinker in mind! Or should it…

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Bossy Coasters

Bossy Coasters

Stop beating around the bush and let your houseguests now those coasters are there for a reason! You know the feeling. You hook everyone up with drinks and send them into the living room only to walk in there a…

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Beer Bandolier

Beer Bandolier

When waging war on sobriety, you never want to run out of ammo. That's what the enemy wants you to do but you're smarter than that! So feel free to head of deep into the wilderness, loaded down with plenty…

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Zombiepocalypse

EXCLUSIVE: Zombiepocalypse

If you're reading this then the zombie apocalypse hasn't happened. Yet. But ask anyone who's seen, like, a single news headline from the year 2016 how possible it is for a zombiepocalypse to go down and they'll probably tell you…

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Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

Drinking and Drawing is WAY BETTER than a lot of other words that could go in the blank after Drinking and _____. Shit, it's probably even the best word that can go in that blank that stars with the letter "d."…

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Cannabis Beer

Cannabis Beer

Yeah but have you ever had beer with weeeeeeed in it, maaaaan??? If you haven't, now's your chance! Claiming to be the "world's first cannabis infused craft beer," General Washington's Secret Stash IPA is wrapping up an incredibly underwhelming Kickstarter…

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Skull and Spine Beer Bong

Skull and Spine Beer Bong

The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…

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The Simpsons Shopping Spree

EXCLUSIVE: The Simpsons Shopping Spree

On Sunday night, The Simpsons will air its 600th episode. It's been the "Longest Running" in several categories of television for years now, so it's kind of like when an Olympic gold medallist keeps winning gold medals. Like, yeah, that's…

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Beer Pong Action Light

Beer Pong Action Light

Jazz up your beer pong area with a cool LED sign! The red lights clearly state that, yes, this is indeed a designated area set aside for the purpose of playing the magnificent game of beer pong upon the beer…

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Retro Coors T-Shirt

Retro Coors T-Shirt

Celebrate a legendary beer with an epic t-shirt! This tee looks exactly like an old school can of Coors beer. Now commonly referred to as Coors original or Coors Banquet, the original Coors beer is only 100 years younger than…

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