Edible Candles
Do you have any idea how much birthday candle wax you've eaten in your life? It's probably a lot more than you think. Here's what happens... There's the whole "we need a good cake" thing, which usually means some sort of…
Sure Fuck Cologne
You've heard about Sex Panther cologne? "60% of the time, it works every time..." Well forget that shit! This is SURE FUCK! SURE FUCK is the only cologne that's guaranteed to come with a label that says SURE FUCK on it…
Chewbacca Stein
Have you ever wondered what types of alcohol every Star Wars character would drink? No? Just us? Well, fine, but we've always imagined that Chewbacca would be a beer drinker. He's so big and hairy, like a biker or something. It's…
Skateboard Lights
Trick out your skateboard with these awesome lighting kits! It's truly a shame that these didn't exist in The '80s, during the epic heyday of American Skateboarding Cinema. Because there will probably never be another wave of movies like that…
Shot Glass Sized Mason Jars
Just wait until Pinterest finds out about these! You know how much Pinterest loves mason jars, right? Turns out there's an entire population of people who believe you can and should prepare and serve every kind of food inside a…
The Teatanic
It's almost hoodie season, which translates to "cardigan season" for everyone who's grown out of wearing hoodies. (Shame on you.) And if the weather's cooled down enough for outerwear then you know it's a suitable season for a spot of…
No Food or Drinks Sticker
Every circle of friends has that person with the party house. When there's a birthday party or national holiday or even if it's just last call and nobody wants to go home - the party house is the one everyone…
Trolley Bags
If you're still bringing your groceries home in plastic bags, with everything we know about the effect that has on this planet, well, congratulations on your immunity to judgement from people who smell like patchouli. But, okay, this isn't even…
EXCLUSIVE: The Weird and Wild World of Sex Toys!
Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen! Step right up, right this way --- to your very own treasure chest of personal pleasures! This week we're transforming a small corner of drunkMall into a one-of-a-kind sex shop experience. Maybe you've visited the local lion's den…
Electric Chair Light Switch
These freaky-looking light switch plate covers look like the throw levers you see in old Horror movies! You know, like in any Frankenstein movie, the part where they bring the monster alive will almost always have Dr. Frankenstein or Igor…
Super Mario Trucker Hat
This trucker hat is hotter than the fireballs Mario spits after picking up a fire flower! Super Mario Bros. level 1-1 is possibly the most widely recognized video game stage in history. Most of us have played it ourselves and…
Purple Macho Man Shirt
"OHHH YEAH!!!" is right! Macho Man Randy Savage was essentially a living, breathing cartoon character. Like, any professional wrestler worth remembering had personality and charisma. But the Macho Man was on another level. Actually, scratch that. Nobody else was even…