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Cannabis Beer

Cannabis Beer

Yeah but have you ever had beer with weeeeeeed in it, maaaaan??? If you haven't, now's your chance! Claiming to be the "world's first cannabis infused craft beer," General Washington's Secret Stash IPA is wrapping up an incredibly underwhelming Kickstarter…

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Bacon Suit

Bacon Suit

Girlfriend's dog doesn't like you? Try wearing this suit over to her place one time. No promises or anything but have you ever seen a dog that didn't have a deep respect for a plate of bacon? Well that's exactly…

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Ru Paul Mad Libs

Ru Paul Mad Libs

The cross-section of people who love drag queens and word games must be way larger than anyone would expect... Ru Paul's Amazing Drag Race is a massively popular show all around the globe, of course... Mad Libs have obviously been a…

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Drop Crotch Sweatpants

Drop Crotch Sweatpants

Millennial fashion alert! These jogging pants are for everyone who ever saw a picture of Justin Bieber and thought, "Oh, yeah, that makes sense to wear," rather than something like, "What are kids wearing these days?!" Listen, we're not that…

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Windproof Lighter Watch

Windproof Lighter Watch

Light up your smokes like a smooth spy with this wristwatch! It's a fully functional time piece and cigarette lighter all-in-one. Well, okay, the three sub-dials don't work and are just decorative. But, come on, everyone knows that super fancy…

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Skull and Spine Beer Bong

Skull and Spine Beer Bong

The head bone's connected to the... beer bone! Alright, the song needs some work but what's not to love about this bone-tastic beer bong? We're picking up some serious Dothraki meets Vlad the Impaler's hard partying teenage nephew vibes from…

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Vigo the Carpathian Poster

Vigo the Carpathian Poster

A poster of the Vigo painting from Ghostbusters 2! Vigo the Carpathian, as you surely know, is just a downright not nice dude. If Vigo was walking down the sidewalk and saw you across the road struggling with carrying a…

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Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses

Futuristic Wraparound Sunglasses

The future is now! And the future is bright, so you'll need some real cool shades! These are the kind of sunglasses everyone in the 80s & 90s thought we'd be wearing by 2020. In fact, some pioneering companies tried…

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Compilation of Bill Murray Legends

Compilation of Bill Murray Legends

If you've been on the Internet any time in the past decade (hint: you have), then the chances are astronomically high that you've read a story or seen footage of Bill Murray doing something that proves he's not only not…

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Cupholder Fit Power Inverter

Cupholder Fit Power Inverter

Do more with that car cigarette lighter than charge little portable devices! Transform that sucker into a couple of regular outlets with this very convenient power inverter! Power inverters are nothing new but most of the ones on the market…

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Flying Karate Kick Pin

Flying Karate Kick Pin

What a kickass pin! The old school cartoon look is perfect for the attitude of this flying karate kick man! And unlike all those SOFT enamel pins that everyone is selling these days, this champion is made of HARD enamel!…

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Playing Pandas Phone Case

Playing Pandas Phone Case

Cutest phone case in human history? Maybe. Cutest phone case in panda history? Definitely! Like a short stack of cuddly awesomeness, the back of this phone case has three rosy-cheeked panda bears dog-piled on top of each other. Getting left…

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