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Six Pack Christmas Cards

Six Pack Christmas Cards

Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…

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Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Reindeer Antlers Sunglasses

Get into the holiday spirit with some reindeer antler sunglasses! Kids love them and adults need them to hide the bloodshot eyes they got from lack of sleep and having the spiked egg nog before breakfast! When you're lucky enough…

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Sleeping Bag Hammock

Sleeping Bag Hammock

And in one brilliant move these folks just eliminated nearly every problem associated with sleeping in a hammock or a sleeping bag! Think about it. What sucks about sleeping in a hammock? Top of that list has to be inability…

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Side-Facing Apple Charger Attachment

Side-Facing Apple Charger Attachment

A lot of people are mad at Apple these days but the sad reality is that we can't all afford to throw our MacBooks in the trash and start over with PC setups. What we can do is find third-party solutions…

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Cute Puzzle Pieces Gift Card

Cute Puzzle Pieces Gift Card

Gift cards are funny things. Or, like, not funny things would be more accurate, most of the time. But what's "funny" about the whole gift card scenario is that it's really easy to tell when someone just ran into a…

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Milk and Cookie Shot Maker

Milk and Cookie Shot Maker

Listen, Santa ain't got time for your glass of milk and plate of cookies bullshit this year. Have you ever even considered the logistics of one fat man being pulled around the globe by flying reindeer to give presents to…

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Liquor Locks

Liquor Locks

Throw that liquor under lock and key! There are few things as aggravating as realizing someone got in to your good stuff while you weren't around. Take some precautionary measures and add a layer of security to those spiritual libations!…

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Plush Squirrel

Plush Squirrel

Squirrels are so cute. They're total assholes, for sure. But they're cute. Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that's a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just…

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Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post

Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…

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Mermaid Socks

Mermaid Socks

Fancy yourself a bit of a mermaid but aren't ready to take that last step into a full-on tail? These socks have you covered! Separately (or while wearing shoes) the print looks like a pinkish, orangey socks with an unusual pattern…

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Hannibal Cookbook

Hannibal Cookbook

There's almost definitely something wrong with you if the show Hannibal makes you hungry. On the other hand, the show does have a subtle sense of dark humor running through it and the idea of a cookbook based on recipes the…

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Tea Making Alarm Clock

Tea Making Alarm Clock

Save time and energy at the start of your day with this combination tea maker and alarm clock! It actually makes the tea for you automatically! Ready for the best part? Okay, the machine boils water and dispenses it into the…

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