Tuxedo Hoodie
The tuxedo tee shirt is classic, a total standby. You don't have to be a slave to the look, though. No need to suffer the harsh elements because you feel like rocking your retro flavor all over town... They got…
Stapleless Stapler
It's hard to believe we're still using so much paper on this planet. Like, fax machines are still in heavy use around the world. Think about that... Okay, okay - fax machines still make sense in some scenarios but staples?…
Chewbacca Stocking
How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…
Scary Cat Toy
Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…
Absinthe Flavor Lollipops
Absinthe tastes like goth girls. If you like that, you're gonna fucking love these lollipops. All that herbal flavor of the notorious green fairy condensed into a little round sucker! It's non-alcoholic, too. So feel free to enjoy this treat…
Coaster Cactus
It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…
Car Visor Sun Shade
Sun visors in cars are so annoying. Like, you would think they'd have figured out by now that sun visors are totally inadequate at effectively blocking the sun. If you're unfortunate enough to live west of your place of employment…
Nutella Sweater
Spread the style on extra thick with a new Nutella sweatshirt! drunkMall doesn't really go in for that whole "ugly Christmas sweater" trend. We vastly prefer extremely awesome sweaters that are very cool but most people are just too scared…
Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow
What's cooler than the other side of the pillow? It's the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow! It's a rectangular pillow that looks like an ice cream sandwich! What's not to love about it? Made of 100% polyester, the ice cream sandwich…
Easy Microwave Cleaner
Who's got a microwave that would embarrass your mother if she came over for a surprise visit? It's okay, we get it. Things like that have a way of slipping out of control a little bit at a time and…
Unicorn Ring
Finding a new favorite ring is a magical thing - magical like a unicorn! Fantasy fans and lovers of mystical creatures need look no further for a unique piece of jewelry. This unicorn ring is handcrafted from copper-coated brass, then…
EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers
Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…