Santa Spice Shirt
Now that's a Spicy Santa shirt! Hey, sorry about getting the most infectious Spice Girls song stuck in your head just now but think about how much fun you could have doing the exact same thing to every person who…
iPad Typewriter
How are you gonna write The Great American Novel Blog Post? You gotta hack and slash and pound the words up from out the depths of your very soul and force them to seek refuge in the storage drive of a…
EXCLUSIVE: Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016
Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…
Pirate Socks
Do you ever think about how much fun it would NOT have been to be a pirate?! That life was no joke, children. Oh, hold up - did you expect this post to be written in outlandish "pirate talk" and…
80s and 90s Trivia
The thing about trivia is that you don't actually have to be "smart" by any objective definition of the word in order to dominate the night and take home first place. You really just need to be familiar with the…
Biggie Air Freshener
Biggie was, is and always will be the definition of "fresh," so it only makes sense that he'd be made into a baller ass air freshener such as the one before you now. Hang this guy from the rearview of…
Wizard of Oz Twister Globe
Auntie Em, it's a twister globe! Forget about snow globes with their cutesy winter scenes of snowmen and sleigh rides, there's a tornado on the loose and if you aren't careful then it just might sweep your imagination away down…
Life Size Cardboard Hippo
Hippos are apparently one of the deadliest creatures on the planet and also mean as shit. You wouldn't want to have one as a pet, in other words. They are pretty cute, though, in like an "extraterrestrial pig dog" kinda…
Pizza Umbrella
There's nothing some good pizza can't help, even a rainy day! It seems like every time you actually need an umbrella, there isn't one anywhere to be found. Yeah, there is probably more than one good reason for that. Umbrellas…
Sock Monkey Wine Holder
Wine Monkey! That funky monkey! A lot of us had a sock monkey when we were young children. The sock monkey makes a great companion for kids but we're all grown up now and that sock monkey's ready to party…
Useless Box Machine
You've probably already got a lot of useless boxes in your house but at least this one isn't lying to you by pretending to have some other purpose. Also, it's pretty entertaining, if you're easily entertained. These "useless machine" kits…
Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book
Okay, so, you know how you'll go to the coffee shop sometimes and there'll be a guy there, sitting by himself and reading a book and you can't decide if he's got an audition coming up for a part where…