Pizza Yoga Mat
Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…
Hot Chocolate on a Stick
The name of this product tells you everything you need to know about it. But necessity rarely seems to determine how much people talk, so let's plow through an entire post worth of finding ways to tell you information you…
Bottle Opening Cufflinks
Pop off bottle caps in style with these cufflinks! Ever notice that it's usually the fancy beer (or soda) companies' bottles that don't have twist-off lids? Maybe it's more expensive to cap bottles with a twist-off. That would explain why the…
Bill the Butcher Pin
Gangs of New York's Bill the Butcher is maybe the most quotably likable (likably quotable?) bad guy in any Martin Scorsese movie. Now you can wear him with you all the time in a dapper lapel pin! Our old friends…
Cat Eye Aviator Sunglasses
A classic sunglasses frame gets a sleek makeover with some inspiration from the feline world. Aviators have always been in fashion and will never go out of fashion, even if some other style (like wayfarers) finds temporary favor with the in…
Enemy Tears Chips Pillow
If the tears of your enemies don't bring you comfort then you must be a monk. The rest of us need the sodium... Back in 2013, a very famous brand of potato chip decided to #crowdsource some #flavor #concepts with…
Extremely Spicy Lollipop
This candy is that fire, son! The Toe of Satan is a lollipop made of the spiciest ingredients known to human civilization at this point in history. Basically, if Hell is supposed to be unthinkably hot but The Devil can…
Just a Cute Sweater
You read it right, kids. Nothing wacky, crazy, zany, unbelievable, life-changing or wackadoodle here at all. It's literally just a cute sweater. But, like, it's a really cute sweater, tho. Like it would be difficult to not look adorable in…
EXCLUSIVE: Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016
This is the main event, people! 2016 was the first full year that drunkMall was in operation. (Of course, that didn't stop us from doing a Top Ten Drunk Buys of 2015, based on only a few months of info.)…
Chill Blanket
Curl up on the couch for a long night of enjoying content under a super comfortable and trendy blanket! This is one blanket that's good for being used while enjoying all types and manner of content. Streaming content, dank meme…
Hand Smash Bookends
What you gotta do, see, is take all the knowledge they got hidden in the words of all these books and you gotta CRAM IT IN YOUR HEAD! These bookends will be a constant reminder of this because they look…
Silicone Shot Mold
Can you freeze it, bake it or leave it in the refrigerator to "set" into a solid form? Then you can use this silicone mold to turn it into a shot "glass!" Of course, since this is food-grade silicone rubber,…