What is this, roleplaying as a foot? Hey, just kidding! Like whatever you wanna like ya dang weirdos. Probably everyone who's into this has to know that it's... different. Maybe this is what happens when knee-high sock fetish grows into…
First of all, the words "cat" and "helpful" really don't belong in the same sentence but cut us some slack, here. Cats are the opposite of helpful. That's not why we love them. We love them because they don't seem…
A childhood without tents is no childhood at all. Not outside tents. That's basically child abuse. Indoor tents! Come on, you hard-hearted adults... Unlock those memories of how happy you used to be before you hated your boss and the…
There are about five hundred million reasons to own a prop baseball bat. Maybe you're really working on your swing and doing some experimental training where you always need to carry a bat but you don't want to walk around…
Squirtle still has to be the cutest Pokemon, right? Like if you could wish for one Pokemon to come to life and there was even the slightest chance that the wish could come true then you would want it to…
Listen, we know you're not like everyone else. Nobody taught you how to live your life. Oh, sure, they tried. But there wasn't a class in school to teach you how to find excellent websites for making drunk online purchases,…
Bunny cakes. It sounds like an adorable nickname you might have for a baby or a pet or other loved one. But, oh - oh no. Bunny cakes are better than fairies and magic and deities because bunny cakes don't…
Raise your hand if you've had to explain to more than one person that Stranger Things did not create the Demogorgon. Now they used that thing because the boys in the show like to play a pretty excessive amount of…
Time isn't money any more. Information is money. Time is just what it takes to move information from one place to another. Input or output, upload or download - at least for the next however-many-years-it-takes-for-future-tech-to-get-her, you will want and need…
When it comes to making first impressions, lips are important. Even if it's not a person you intend on ever kissing or anything like that, you can't deny that healthy lips just give you a more positive feeling about a…
The perfect clutch is hard to find. You'll often see a nice little bag that is simply to die for only to discover that the inside is an utter disappointment - too few pockets, a shoddy fastener that never stays…
