Crochet Cat Butt Coasters
Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends! It's a view every cat owner knows better than they'd like because cats seem to always find a…
Baby Bottle Phone Case
Give your smartphone a baby bottle makeover! You might think it's weird. Okay, it is weird but check it out. Smartphones are pretty much baby bottles for adults. That rush we get from every new notification is like sweet mother's milk…
Pizza Bling Jewelry Set
Show off your love for the best food ever invented with some flashy pizza jewelry! Pizza looked like it was in trouble for a while there. Pretty much every single fad diet that's come to popularity since the nineties has…
Water Landing Gear for Drones
Give water landing capability to your quadcopter drone with some new landing gear! The entire point of drones is essentially to serve as a miniature spy plane for private use. We figured out water landing gear for airplanes pretty heckin'…
GIVEAWAY: Emoji Phone Chargers
Phone battery is life! Don't lie to us or yourself - when that charge bar starts creeping toward and below 10% then you start to freak out a little bit. It happens to all of us these days and it's…
Python Jerky
Alright. Everybody think of all their dick-related puns and get it out of the way. You done yet? Okay, now we can talk about this like adults... If you've never slipped a python between your lips and felt that meat…
Geometric Sweatshirt
Most geometry teachers are boring as fuck. But most geometry teachers have never smoked DMT in the living room of a drug dealer binge-watching Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos series on Netflix. We're not advocating the use of illegal drugs, here. If…
Shark Attack Beach Towel
Shark attack! Two words you definitely don't want to hear at the beach. But don't let that stop you from enjoying this beach towel with a bit of a darkly comic design for the occasion! Sharks are awesome, okay? Honestly,…
Awesome Frisbee Game
While it's not in drunkMall's best interests to have you doing anything except using an Internet-connected device to look at the things we post on this site and then buy those things, the fact is that you will eventually want…
Kaleidoscope Glasses
See the world through brand new eyes with a pair of kaleidoscope glasses! These new eyes you'll be using aren't the kind you'd want to have, like, behind the wheel of a moving automobile, by the way. Not sure if…
Vintage Boyz II Men Shirt
Seems like people wanna try and forget about Boyz II Men or some shit these days. Which is pure foolishness because half the people reading this wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for B2M. Just look at your fucking dad. You think…