Bomb Pop Socks
These are now officially the coolest socks in the world. You might have some real cool socks hiding out in your sock drawer but how can you get any cooler than bomb popsicles? Bomb popsicles are a staple of every…
Wake Up Mug
Caffeine is a hell of a drug. But also, life is Hell without caffeine. So embrace the daily cycle of withdrawal and fixing that comes with any addiction worth the price of admission! Yeah, you'll wake up every day feeling…
GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…
Fake Hard Nipples
Give yourself the appearance of having nipples dialed all the way up to ten at all times with a set of reusable silicone nipples! It's a niche product, yeah. But a certain percentage of the people reading this sentence right…
Astronaut Shirt
Take yourself on a spacewalk with a new shirt! Astronauts in training, hobbyist astronomers and anyone with a general appreciation for science and the universe should have a look at this tee. That's right - everyone currently alive should be able…
Sketchy Hand Sanitizers
Somewhere in the middle of the 90s, little bottles of hand sanitizers started popping up everywhere you went. Like everyone all at the same time realized how gross everyone else's hands were, collectively decided there should be a mobile solution…
Gun Safety for Cats
Firearms must be treated with respect. Guns are not toys! Everyone knows that... Well, people know that. Cats have no idea... You ever try to talk to a cat about gun safety? It's incredibly frustrating. You're sitting there, explaining why you…
Fuck a Job Socks
Embrace non-employment by wearing a pair of socks with a curse word on them! Maybe you're retired or "self-employed" or an Internet celebrity. You could even have won the life lottery and been born to mega-rich parents, forgoing the need…
Non-Evil Monkey Pillows
First thing's first, these monkey pillows are not evil. They're not. Anyone who looks at these throw pillows and tells you there's evil involved, well, they can't prove that in court. And who would even want to do that when…
Girls Girls Girls Patch
Girls, girls, girls! It's like magic... When you see those words, hear those words, say those words - it usually means a good time! You could be headed to a hole-in-the-wall strip club with great drink specials. Maybe there's a…
Sriracha Gumballs
Holy hot gumballs, Batman! Proving yet again that sriracha is closer to a literal religion than it is to an ordinary hot sauce, here we have gumballs packing the immediately recognizable flavor of everyone's favorite red chile sauce. The packaging is…
Inflatable Bath Pillow Phone Holder
Japan. Always coming up with creative solutions for problems nobody else realized they even had. The funny thing about it is that once you see the solution, you realize you totally have that freakin' problem. That's this situation, right here.…