Spiked Punk Rock Sunglasses
First things first, these sell out fast but they’re coming back in stock on Oct. 7, so pre-order now and you’ll have it in time for your Halloween costumes! Now, how badass are these sunglasses? It’s like if Andrew Dice…
“PAWS” t-shirt
Just when you thought it was safe to forget about parody t-shirts of ‘70s blockbuster films… It’s PAWS, the t-shirt! This adorable kitten take on the iconic JAWS movie poster should make for an easy icebreaker no matter where you wear…
Extra EXTRA Large Memory Foam “Bean” Bag
Bean bags used to be one of those things that seemed really cool and fun until you actually had one and it died a slow, pitiful death while leaking little white pellets all over the place… This “bean” bag is like…
USB Mixtape gift set
This is so cool! If you’ve never made an actual mixtape (or CD) for another person, you have no idea how special that gift can be for someone to receive. Making playlists for people just isn’t the same. The problem…
Shopping Is My Cardio t-shirt
If you couldn’t make yourself pull the trigger on the elliptical machine then maybe this t-shirt is more your style… We like to do all of our shopping online, so it doesn’t really fit our lifestyle but if you’re one…
Sushi Cats
This looks like something that’s probably like a whole thing and we just don’t know about it yet but as soon as we saw these sushi cats we knew they were drunkMall material. There appear to be six varieties of…
Dinner and a Movie Cookbook
Does anyone else remember Dinner & A Movie from TBS in the ‘90s? It was just like watching a movie on TV except they would cut to two (pretty annoying) hosts before and after commercials and the hosts would do…
6 Foot Tall Inflatable Soccer Ball
Who likes big balls? We like big balls! And we’ve got the biggest balls of them all! This soccer ball is six feet in diameter when inflated, made of vinyl and comes with a repair kit to patch holes. Share…
Professional Quality Police Handcuffs
We definitely aren’t lawyers or anything but we’re pretty sure you can legally use these handcuffs on another person as long as you have their permission… Just be sure you know where the key is at all times because if…
Crawling Zombie Garden Gnome Statue
You shouldn’t have to worry about stocking up on Halloween candy for the neighborhood kids this year with this terrifying zombie gnome statue in your yard! While all garden gnomes are pretty creepy (yeah, they are), this gnarly dude goes…
Horror Movie Survival Guide
Let’s get one thing straight: this is a cool idea for a book and it’s no doubt very educating and entertaining and full of meta humor. That being said, reading this book is by no means a license to talk…
Bloody Tablecloth
Perfect for Halloween parties or your new gore-themed dining room, this is a bloody fantastic tablecloth! 54″ by 108″ means it’ll cover pretty much any dining surface you need it to and if it’s more than you need you can…