Giant Beetle Paperweight
Goth kids have to buy each other presents, too, you know. This is an actual bat - Pipstrellus javanicus, according to the Latin in the shadowbox, but, hey, we don’t speak Latin, so that could say anything in the world and…
Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask
Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…
Epic Laser Light w/ Remote Control
Lasers make things better. Think about it. What did Dr. Evil want to strap to sharks’ heads to make them even more ferocious killing machines? If you said “lasers,“ congratulations on not being a dumbass. That’s right, LASERS ARE FREAKING COOL!…
Moose Skull Bookends
Obviously these are replicas because a real moose skull with antlers would be the size of a lawn chair but, at 8.5″ tall, these bookends will fit on most bookshelves and keep your books upright in style. Each piece weighs…
Stretchy Skeleton Leggings and Tank Top
It’s almost time to figure out your Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank Halloween costumes, ladies! Nah, just kidding. This is a sweet hot yoga outfit though. Or! If you buy this outfit then you’re basically guaranteeing that laundry day is WAY more interesting…
Great Big Googly Eyes
The possibilities are endless* with these giant googly eyes! Each eye is 7″ across and the backs are (very) adhesive, so you could stick them on basically any flat surface you want! You’ll probably want to put ‘em on something that…
Buttwiser T-Shirt
"This butt’s for you!” Hilarious parody of the famous Budweiser label and ads, featuring the backsides of some scantily clad women and a few takes on familiar slogans, like, “King of Rears.” This is sure to be a hit at the…
26-Pound Gummy Snake
Ok, what? Some total lunatic decided this thing needs to exist, so now it does. Here’s the grandaddy of all gummi worms: a 26 POUND gummi python! Check out the jungle dudes lookin' like they just picked this thing up out…
Pizza Cones Kit
How is it possible to go from not knowing a thing exists to needing it more than anything in less than two minutes? We don’t know but pizza cones have got us feeling some kind of way! The kit comes…
Neon Rainbow DARE T-Shirt
D.A.R.E. to wear this t-shirt and have people wonder if you’re an eccentric straight-edge or an ironic hipster! Even if you’re neither but you want to trick people into thinking you’re cool and/or interesting, you can try this shirt. Take…
Quadcopter Drone with 4K Ultra HD Video Camera
This is a serious drone! With such great ratings and reviews, the Quadcopter is hard to beat! Incredible controls keep the 4K Ultra HD footage stable but with a high accident rating, it’s durable, too! The description says it’s illegal…
Screw It T-Shirt
Here’s a nice thing for those “probably alcoholic but nobody ever says it out loud” Moms this Christmas! The shirt says “Screw It” but then there’s a corkscrew under that, so, it’s, like, funny? If you like this shirt, you’ll be…