Possibly the ultimate drunk snack, salt and vinegar flavored potato chips should be a staple in every bar. Forget about pretzels. Throw those peanuts in the trash. Give us salt and vinegar crisps and we’ll be at the bar every…
Right now you might be thinking, “That’s a pretty bad fake TV. It doesn’t look anything like a television!” True, true… But it’s not a fake tv set for a photoshoot or anything like that. This gadget is supposed to make…
It’s the Christmas stocking with the stuffer we all really want: booze! You’ve seen it on your Facebook and Instagram for weeks. It’s totally real. But it’s also totally sold out. If you don’t want to pay scalper prices, probably…
Weird beards, bizarro heads and oddball characters of all misshapes and mindsets eagerly await the yearly HuffPost Weird News Christmas Gift Guide like the presents are delivered by Bigfoot himself - and this year’s came out on Wednesday: LINK If…
We’re calling them pajamas even though this is only a sweatshirt. That's because there is a matching pair of sweatpants! Or, at least, mostly matching... That’s not important. What’s important is that you understand how much attention you’re likely to…
The Michigan Mitten is actually a pair of mittens, one of which has been sewn into a convenient beer holder (complete with fabric on the bottom) that makes it just about impossible to drop your beer. Like, you don’t even…
If this post had a sound, it would sound like 10,000 girls simultaneously going, “AAAAAWWWWWWWWW!” It is pretty darn cute, you have to admit - like having your very own little Simba romping around the house. For those who need to…
Well, hell. Maybe there won’t ever be another new episode of Breaking Bad again but at least we have novelty t-shirt designs! Taking a cue from another famous Walter - Walt, for short - this tee’s logo is extremely and…
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news! Or, well, not so much “breaking” as it happened three months before drunkMall was a website, we’re just now finding out about it and OH BOY are we excited!…
Everyone loves a good optical illusion, right? Here’s an oldie but a goodie - the fake waterfall effect - with a caffeinated spin. The LED lamp head is covered with a coffee cup, so the stand looks like coffee is…
A perfect grilled cheese sandwich is a truly miraculous thing. When the magical cheese/bread combination is found - holy deliciousness! Though, that still doesn’t really explain why someone would go through the trouble of creating a sandwich press that toasts…
Man, that skeleton pirate knows how to party… While he’s happiest with wine and spiced rum, Skully here can hold most normally shaped bottles of booze, which is good because keeping a bottle around long enough for a bottle holder…