Finger Tentacles
It's too late. You can't unsee this. It's real, you saw it and now you can never go back to a time when this was a thing you didn't know existed. Why? Well, that's just how time works, you know.…
Fabulous Puppy Wig
No, it's not the latest Lady Gaga fashion shoot... (Yeah, yeah. We're terrible people.) It's a glamorous wig for your puppy dog pals! Shown here is a delicious number we're calling The Late '90s Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani but there are several…
Naughty n Nice Stay Puft Mug
Some days even coffee isn't enough to keep from turning you into an enormous evil marshmallow monster that wants to destroy an entire city and can only be killed by a massive explosion caused by crossing the streams of four…
One Pound Snickers Bar
Have you ever had a Snickers bar? They're delicious. Have you ever held something in your hand that weighed a pound? You don't know? Oh, well, here is a list of some things that weigh approximately one pound: a guinea…
Good At Making Bad Decisions shirt
This should be the official slogan of drunkMall. And everyone in their twenties. And everyone who works at Twitter right now... This shirt came to our attention through this amazing article from our friends over at The Huffington Post: Man…
Wu-Tang Phone Case with Five Camera Lenses
Protect ya neck AND ya phone with this amazing Wu-Tang phone case that comes with five interchangeable camera lenses! You gotta give it up to this one. Most band swag was clearly designed with minimal effort other than stamping a…
Wide-Eyes Contact Lenses
Here's some more of that kawaii action! These are also known as "circle lenses" and, if you look at the photo closely, you can see that there is a thick, dark border all the way around the "iris" part of…
Straight James/Gay James: Poems by James Franco
Does anyone else feel like James Franco and Shia LaBeouf are competing for who can be the weirdest, most meta-aware A-list celebrity actor? If they are, Shia is totally winning. That live-stream of him watching his own movie in an…
Pepperoni Pizza Nipple Pasties
Did that picture get your attention? You're damn right it did. There's just something about pizza - everybody seems to like it! The fine people over at Pastease love pizza so much, they decided to make pepperoni pizza pasties! Now, maybe…
Flask-in-a-Bible
Have you ever heard the phrase, "[person] always had a Bible in one hand and a bottle in the other"? Yeah, well, what about people who only have one hand? (Yeah, maybe you should try thinking before you say something…
50 Shooting Range Splatter Targets
You don't have to have a big, badass handgun to enjoy this! When you use regular paper targets at the shooting range, you have to use a scope or reel the target in to see how good your shots were.…
USB-Powered LED Clock Fan
It can be easy to lose your cool on The Internet but keep things nice and breezy with this fan that plugs right into your laptop's USB port! As the blades spin, LED lights create a clock that displays the…