skip to Main Content
Toilet Target Sticker

Toilet Target Sticker

Keeping a clean bathroom is pretty essential to doing repeat business with "houseguests" and party friends. When it comes to spillage, it's recommended to take whatever measures one can to ensure proper utilization of the facilities. In other words, if…

View Post
Super Mario Phone Pouch

Super Mario Phone Pouch

Need a new purse? This ain't it. Fashion and function don't always travel hand-in-hand. (Seriously, have you ever even seen a fashion show? Nobody's wearing most of that BS.) But sometimes fashionable items do serve a purpose. Technically, this bag is…

View Post
WTF Sodas

WTF Sodas

This has to be number one on the list of products nobody needs and nobody asked for... Lester's Fixins Food Sodas takes the flavors of food that everybody likes and puts them into bottled soft drink form for a product…

View Post
Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets

Game Boy Whiteboard Magnets

Give those household appliances an old school, handheld gaming system look with the FreezerBoy Magnet set! The "screen" of the big magnet functions as a dry erase board, so you can remind yourself to buy more energy drinks to fuel those…

View Post
Cupcake Flavored Toothpaste

Cupcake Flavored Toothpaste

Life is short. Start your day with a bit of dessert! That morning routine just became a little bit sweeter because now you can get cupcake flavored toothpaste! It's like celebrating someone's birthday every time you brush your pearly whites.…

View Post
Fake Tampon Flasks

Fake Tampon Flasks

Tired of paying $27 for a drink at Musicfest Bandjam 3000? You aren't alone. Here's the latest in sneaky flask technology: fake tampons! Security checks at concerts and sporting events keep getting more and more thorough, which is fine. But…

View Post
Bloody Sunglasses

Bloody Sunglasses

You'll look bloody fabulous in these shades! With a classic wayfarer frame and a cartoonish bloody print, these are some of the most unique and fun sunglasses around. Wayfarers are back in a big way right now, if you haven't…

View Post
Bomb Squad Alarm Clock

Bomb Squad Alarm Clock

It's way too easy to sleep through a regular alarm, especially if many bottles had their relationship status changed to "popped" the night before. We've all woken up at 6pm only to realize that we somehow snoozed our alarm 172…

View Post
Stay Puft Roasted Marshmallow-Scented Candle

Stay Puft Roasted Marshmallow-Scented Candle

There's nothing cuddlier than a giant marshmallow mascot man, as long as you don't make him angry! You wouldn't like him when he's angry... We first met the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in the original Ghostbusters and, if you remember correctly, the…

View Post
Andy Warhol Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

Andy Warhol Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

In addition to predicting the existence of viral content and having his life portrayed on film in some of the most horrendous acting performances ever, Andy Warhol was the kind of artist who would most likely have appreciated being turned into a…

View Post
Fake Self Improvement book

Fake Self Improvement book

Self-improvement is very important. Not because, like, it makes you better. Hahaha! Is that what you thought we meant?! Oh, sweetie... No... Self-improvement is important because everyone is delusional. We all have a fantasy life that we're trying to turn into a reality. We…

View Post
Batman Mirror

Batman Mirror

The term "man cave" has never appeared on this website and the only reason it's being used right now is to point out how every man cave is the result of a man using whatever resources are at his disposal…

View Post