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Stormtrooper Bath Robe

Stormtrooper Bath Robe

Every Imperial Stormtrooper deserves a spa day, even if they can't hit the broad side of a barn with an E-11 blaster rifle. These luxurious hooded robes are made of 100% cotton terry cloth (which is the same material used…

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Dog Drying Machine

Dog Drying Machine

We don't seem to be any nearer to beginning our days on a grooming/feeding conveyor belt like George Jetson (which is total BS) but it looks like man's best friend is making moves towards the future. This thing is called the Puff-n-Fluff…

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Pineapple Corer and Slicer

Pineapple Corer and Slicer

Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…

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PVC Red Devil Mask

PVC Red Devil Mask

Save the angel act for work. In the bedroom, everyone wants a devil. Unleash your inner sinner with this PVC devil mask! Most BDSM headgear covers the whole face but the red devil leather mask laces up in the back…

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“Hand of the King” Bottle Opener

Hand of the King Bottle Opener by AleHorn

What is hyped may never die! The upcoming season of Game of Thrones may be the most anticipated television event ever. People on the Internet are dissecting every trailer, frame-by-frame (this is not an exaggeration), trying to figure out where the storylines…

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Sushi Roll T-Shirt

Sushi Roll T-Shirt

There are two areas of life where freshness is a necessity: sushi your wardrobe Would you eat sushi that wasn't fresh? No! We all know the dangers of eating a sketchy tuna roll and it just ain't worth it. So…

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Frothy Beer Mugs Canvas Print

Frothy Beer Mugs Canvas Print

Art is important, if for no other reason than that bare walls are for serial killers and people who get murdered by serial killers. It's normal human behavior to want to customize our home and office, like an external representation…

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The Beer Belly Hidden Flask

The Beer Belly Hidden Flask

Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…

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There Is No Escape framed art print

There Is No Escape framed art print

Oh, ho, ho, ho! That gut-busting IT brand of workplace humor. Is there anyone immune to the subtlety and nuances of its wit? Nay, m'lady, 'tis a statistical improbability, to be sure... All right, here's the deal. IT holds all…

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Creepy Burger King Mask

Creepy Burger King Mask

Remember when Burger King commercials started using this dude in their commercials and everyone immediately decided they were the weirdest and creepiest commercials ever? You'd think some people would get fired over a thing like that but nope. In one…

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Dickbutt Pin

Dickbutt Pin

As every diligent historian of Internet memes knows, Dickbutt turns ten years old on July 2nd, 2016. (This isn't a joke.) It's been a wild and crazy decade for Dickbutt aficionados. After every new meme or GIF goes viral, there's…

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