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Extreme Ironing Photo Book

Extreme Ironing Photo Book

It's the latest craze in extreme household chores! Phil Shaw has risked life and limb to put together this beautiful and inspiring photobook of extreme ironing, the sport he founded in 1997. Extreme Ironing takes household chores to the most death-defying environments…

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Zelda Puzzle

Zelda Puzzle

Fans of the Legend of Zelda games will enjoy this 550 piece Collector's Puzzle. Serious puzzle fiends used to working on 5,000 and 10,000 piece puzzles won't face much of a challenge here, so this is a suitable gift for…

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TARDIS Teapot

TARDIS Teapot

Unlike the TARDIS from your beloved Doctor Who, the TARDIS teapot can not, unfortunately, transport you to any point in time-space. The TARDIS teapot can, on the other hand, transport you to a time and place where you have a…

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Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher

Bottle Opener and Cap Launcher

Tired of wasting so much energy using your own arm muscles to throw beer bottle caps in the trash?! Well forget that noise because this bottle opener also serves as a bottlecap launcher! Slide back the "hammer," open your bottle…

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Cloud Connected Egg Tray

Cloud Connected Egg Tray

If you're one of those people who remember to make a grocery list before going to the store, hey, good for you. Congratulations on having your life in order. Meanwhile, you'll find the rest of us standing in the front…

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Fitter... Happier...

EXCLUSIVE: Fitter… Happier… More Productive…

It's happening again. Radiohead has a new album coming out and the entire Internet is about to lose its damn mind over the thing. drunkMall's gift guide this week is taking inspiration from the powerful "Fitter Happier" interlude found on…

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Get Angry and Burn Shit Down Shirt

Get Angry and Burn Shit Down Shirt

Wouldn't it be great if everyone had to wear shirts that said how they really feel about everything, deep down inside? We wouldn't even need that many different shirts! Maybe three different ones? There'd be one shirt for everyone who's had…

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Banana Phone Case

Banana Phone Case

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring: Bananaphone! There's nothing else to even say about this phone case. It's a bananaphone! You know what bananaphone is, right?! If you don't, damn, sorry about your childhood. It's from a children's song by…

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Hepburn Eyes Wall Decal

Hepburn Eyes Wall Decal

Some people obsess over what shade of paint to use in what room of their house to make it perfect or whatever. Other people handle interior decoration a bit... differently. Instantly transform any room with these decals based off Audrey Hepburn's…

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American Flag Cornhole Bags

American Flag Cornhole Bags

Summer is coming on fast! It's the season of backyard cookouts - with the grill going all day, cold beers getting crushed and casual (low effort) games of sport - but it's also the season of patriotism. You've got Independence…

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Mistaken '80s Lyrics Coasters

Mistaken ’80s Lyrics Coasters

It's always hilarious when you find out one of your friends has been singing the wrong lyrics to a song for at least ten years, right? Mistaken Lyrics Coasters are a tribute to that exact thing. Each collection features oft-misheard…

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Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer Shirt

Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer Shirt

Ted Cruz has (finally) dropped out of the race to become the Republican nominee for President. That means most of the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" swag available online is likely to become limited edition in the very near…

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