Brass Balls Door Knocker
You've got to have some pretty big balls to put this knocker on your front door! Keep solicitors at bay by making sure they know exactly who they're dealing with before they even get around to knocking on the door.…
The 4-Hour Workweek
There are a lot of people out there who fantasize about being rich but never even try to do or create something that could make that happen. Intimidation? Maybe. Fear of failure? Could be. Laziness? Almost definitely. Sure, there are…
Peanut Butter and Jelly Socks
Mismatched socks are all the rage right now but what goes together better than peanut butter and jelly? So are these really mismatched or are they perfectly matched? You decide. These are a customized pair of Nike Dri-Fit socks. So it's…
Putin on a Bear Figure
It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…
Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Drinking hot coffee in the Summer is... Just, what? Why would you want to do that at all? Like, "Oh, it's a hundred degrees outside. Who wants to go drink hot liquid together?" Nobody, Gary. Nobody wants to drink hot…
Beer Disguise Wraps
Hide that beer by making it look like an ordinary can of soda! We're always posting elaborate "solutions" for taking adult beverages out into the world, sometimes disguised, sometimes not. We found The Wine Rack, The Beer Belly and a bunch…
Spanish Poster for Wild at Heart
Show your love for off-kilter cinema and kitschy knick-knacks with this Spanish language poster for Wild at Heart! David Lynch didn't waste a drop of the eccentric talents he brought in to make his 1990 film. It's a wild ride,…
Floating Sunglasses
Stop losing your sunglasses to bodies of water! The bottom of a swimming pool can be a pretty great place to score a free pair of fancy sunglasses the morning after a good party. Sometimes people who spent the whole day…
EXCLUSIVE: OMG Phone Cases!!!
There are two kinds of people in the world: people with cracked phone screens and people with non-cracked phone screens. Now think about the people you know with cracked phone screens. (Maybe you're one of these people.) Would you say these folks generally…
Pulp Fiction-Inspired Garden Gnome
The garden just got real, motherfuckers! Here we have the "Say What Again" Garden Gnome, which is heavily influenced by the character of Jules from Pulp Fiction. Note that we're not saying this gnome is supposed to actually be Jules.…
Giant Octopus Kite
Go fly a kite! Really, you totally can and should! This huge octopus kite just as easy to fly as any regular kite. Actually, since this kite requires no assembly at all, then it's probably even easier to fly than a…
Life Manual for Adults
Think about this: How much older than you are right now were your parents when they had you? It's probably not that much of an age gap, if there is one at all. Okay, now ask yourself if you're going…