Who would have ever guessed that The Carlton was such a divine dance move? Being willing to dance and being able to dance are not the same thing. This book should land you somewhere right in the middle. Maybe you've…
The best part about this photo is the finger of the person holding the lighter looks like they've been bitten by an actual cobra in the past. There's no telling what country this thing was made in but it's probably…
Hoo hoo! Cinnamon roll-flavored lip balm has got to be so good... We honestly try not to post a lot of the lip balms that get sent our way because we know how it is with lip balm people. We're…
That is a delicious looking burrito. Except it isn't because it's really a pencil case that looks exactly like a burrito when it's rolled up. How neat is that? We've seen other stuff like it and we even featured a…
Take a second and really let what you're looking at sink in to your mind and imagination. Yes, that hole is for that part and that other hole is for that other part. And, yes, those are a series of…
With a title like that, it doesn't even matter what the book is about. We're thinking about buying fifty copies and discreetly leaving them in the homes of everyone we know just to see how long it takes everyone to…
There isn't even anything to say about this. Like, now you know this exists. That's it. You probably didn't know this exists and now you do. We've certainly never seen anything like this, ever. But now we have. You could…
Man, we loved us some Walker, Texas Ranger in The ‘90s... Everybody did. But did you know? The show had a product placement deal with Chrysler’s Dodge line, which obviously explains why Walker drove that monster of a Dodge Ram (and…
Politics, right? It’s all BS. You think it’s gonna matter who’s president of America when The Great Old Ones return? Nah, son. Nah... Don’t know about you but we’re gonna make sure Cthulhu knows what side we were on the…
High-heeled scuba flippers are all the rage in Belgium right now. It seems like learning to walk in them would be pretty awkward but once you get it down the benefits are obvious. Today’s couples don’t want to do the…
Why, though? This looks like something that would happen if Kanye West decided to start designing furniture. If you can’t figure out what you’re looking at, we don’t blame you. It’s pretty much two chairs that someone forgot to cut…
Ah, it’s like the first day of drunkMall all over again! Blah blah blah “epic”.... blah blah blah “one true god”... blah blah blah “this here mousepad represents a symbol of my individuality”... You know the drill. Here’s the thing about Nicolas Cage…