Ah, it’s like the first day of drunkMall all over again! Blah blah blah “epic”.... blah blah blah “one true god”... blah blah blah “this here mousepad represents a symbol of my individuality”... You know the drill. Here’s the thing about Nicolas Cage…
A shirt for those of us who frequently feel the walls of mankind’s colossal stupidity closing in all around us. It never ends... Every day’s “trending” sidebar is more ridiculous than the day before. "What did Florida Man do today?," we…
Macauley Culkin came out of nowhere last month to remind the Internet that he hasn’t yet died from a (pizza) overdose, so that’s nice. We didn't think that video was that funny, honestly, but that was prob because of the…
Just like the red Coca-Cola watch we found during the epic #BlackoutFriday Countdown, the particular color of this watch is what makes it an essential addition to an accessory collection. The fact that it also has Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on…
It’s the carpet from that one thing! On a shirt! Yes, you may (and should) recognize this carpet pattern from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. More recently, American Horror Story: Hotel used a veeeeery similar pattern in a different supernatural hotel,…
If Tyrion Lannister ever dies in the Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones Universe, we swear by the Old Gods and the New, on the blue eyes of Macumber, we will burn everything to the ground with wildfire, starting…
The Boondock Saints is one of those movies nobody seems to think is good, which is to say people either don’t like it very much or it quickly becomes one of their favorite movies. Of course, we don’t really give…
This opens a lot of doors you may not be prepared to open, really. See, the thing about the faces of mega-celebrities is we spend just as much time looking at them as we do the faces of people we…
It’s weird that nobody ever talks about Ghost World anymore. It was a pretty big deal for an indie flick back in 2001, right? Steve Buscemi, Scarlett Johansson before she was a global superstar, Brad Renfro (R.I.P.), David Cross, that nunchuck…
We finally saw The Force Awakens and now all we do is stay home, weeping into the sleeves of our Jedi bath robe and mourning the loss of… Well, you know. It’s a great robe. At least we still have…
Yes, sensei! You ever notice how sports movies made for kids always used to take some totally basic shit and act like it was a boss move when the hero did it? Like the triple deke in Mighty Ducks -…
If winter is coming then it sure seems to be taking its sweet-ass time about it. But that won’t stop us from raising a tankard of ale at Christmas this year. Or two tankards. Or five. It’s all fun and…