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Batman Duct Tape

Batman Duct Tape

Take care of those common household repairs with a superhero quality duct tape! Overkill? Never heard of it! Batman is all about the gadgets. Every situation that comes up, he seems to have a mega-expensive device that was created specifically…

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Octopus Table

Octopus Table

Add some aquatic flair to your home or office with this unique and extravagant octopus table! The octopus is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet (are we totally sure they aren't aliens?) and this is one that…

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Cigarette Pillow

Cigarette Pillow

Make sure all smokers are aware of your home's smoking policy with this cigarette shaped throw pillow! Smoking cigarettes indoors destroys the value of a home. That smoke permeates the carpets and furniture and can even turn the walls and…

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Murder Scene Terrarium

Murder Scene Terrarium

This deceptive terrarium contains a miniature murder scene investigation! Any fan of "murder porn" television who also has a keen eye for interior design will derive a twisted sense of enjoyment from this piece. Themes of life and themes of…

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Christmas Cash Spending Bash

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…

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Hoodie Pillowcase

Hoodie Pillowcase

Hoodie Season is everyone's favorite because there's simply something comforting about having a cloth hood pulled up over your head. But you can't wear your hoodie to bed! Or, you can, but don't complain when you wake up with you…

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Moriarty on Canvas

Moriarty on Canvas

Is Moriarty the greatest villain of all time? If Sherlock Holmes is the greatest detective in history then one could certainly make the argument that, given the nature of their relationship and certain plot points which we won't spoil here,…

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2017 Dragon Sex Calendar

2017 Dragon Sex Calendar

Who's ready for 2017? There's been a lot of talk recently about how "bad" of a year this 2016 has been. Lots of famous people died, politics divided Americans in extreme ways and someone, somewhere, walked in on their parents…

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Cat Butthole Tissue Holder

Cat Butthole Tissue Holder

What's with all the cat butthole products lately? You people are getting worse by the day... Anyway, here we go. This, as you are no doubt aware by now, is a tissue box holder that achieves the effect of tissues…

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Life Size Cardboard Hippo

Life Size Cardboard Hippo

Hippos are apparently one of the deadliest creatures on the planet and also mean as shit. You wouldn't want to have one as a pet, in other words. They are pretty cute, though, in like an "extraterrestrial pig dog" kinda…

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Stapleless Stapler

Stapleless Stapler

It's hard to believe we're still using so much paper on this planet. Like, fax machines are still in heavy use around the world. Think about that... Okay, okay - fax machines still make sense in some scenarios but staples?…

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Coaster Cactus

Coaster Cactus

It's a cactus made out of coasters! When you need a coaster, all you gotta do is take one off the cactus! Let's recap. It's better than a real cactus because it's not covered in painful spikes and you can't…

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