Alarm Clock on Wheels
Are you the kind of person who has trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Would you classify yourself as a "Snooze Addict," hitting that "five more minutes" button over and over again? Take control of your mornings back…
Pepper Spray Blaster
Deliver up to two shots of exceedingly powerful pepper spray with this blaster gun! Fitted with front and rear sights to improve accuracy over a cylindrical sprayer, the PepperBlaster is capable of sending a blast thirteen feet in just 1/10 of a…
A Catapult
Take that inter-office war back to The Middle Ages with a little catapult action! Operating with the same mechanisms that helped angry hordes storm the castle walls for centuries, this miniature catapult is under a foot tall and weighs…
Phone Ring
You've got to stop dropping your phone. You know it's a problem, don't even pretend. Every single time it slips out of your hand, time slows down and you know this is the one, this is finally the drop that's…
Hand-Shaped Phone Case
Give yourselves a hand! No, really! How'd you like to have an extra hand when you're using your phone? Or maybe you'd like to feel like you've got some friendly support when you find yourself in the middle of a…
Wu-Tang Phone Case with Five Camera Lenses
Protect ya neck AND ya phone with this amazing Wu-Tang phone case that comes with five interchangeable camera lenses! You gotta give it up to this one. Most band swag was clearly designed with minimal effort other than stamping a…
USB-Powered LED Clock Fan
It can be easy to lose your cool on The Internet but keep things nice and breezy with this fan that plugs right into your laptop's USB port! As the blades spin, LED lights create a clock that displays the…
Two-Finger Salute Phone Case
"Ayyy, lemme get them digits!" 'All right... Here's one digit. And here's the other!' Y'all are welcome to use that but please tweet the story to us if you do: @drunkMall Human strangers are the worst kind of stranger. At…
Purple Rhinestone Tongue Phone
It's faaaabulouuuuuussss!!! Forget about sexting. Take it back to the old school with some hot and heavy breathing over a landline. Okay, okay... You don't have to get all Miss Jackson if you nasty with the mouth phone if you…
Solar-Powered Double Rainbow Gadget
Everyone knows how exciting double rainbows are, right?! They're SO intense! Whoa my god! What does it mean?! Okay, okay, this device won't make the same kind of double rainbows that we all saw in the guy's video. But it…
Pokeball Shifter Knob
What's the cross-over on people who love Pokémon and also know how to drive a manual transmission, you think? Whatever. This is the kind of shifter knob we'd have in our car if we knew how to drive stick. Most…
Popsicle Phone Case
Maybe it's too cold for eating popsicles outside at a picnic table but you can be there in spirit with this phone case that looks just like a delicious frozen treat. Made out of durable silicone, this case protects your…