Remote Control Centipede
There are two kinds of people in this world. The first kind of person is the one who hasn't seen that video of a giant Asian forest centipede (which looks a lot like this toy) dragging a white mouse down…
Toasty Hand Warmers
Bringing new definition to the phrase "toasty and warm," these cute hand warmers looks like pieces of toast (with tiny little arms and legs, for some reason) and stay heated with electricity from a USB port! Some people run hot…
Pinata Clock
The clock for when you'd hit it anytime of day or night, 24/7! How you know this clock is really about that life is that it doesn't even have any numbers on it. Just a (honestly kinda weird looking) pinata…
Windproof Lighter Watch
Light up your smokes like a smooth spy with this wristwatch! It's a fully functional time piece and cigarette lighter all-in-one. Well, okay, the three sub-dials don't work and are just decorative. But, come on, everyone knows that super fancy…
Cupholder Fit Power Inverter
Do more with that car cigarette lighter than charge little portable devices! Transform that sucker into a couple of regular outlets with this very convenient power inverter! Power inverters are nothing new but most of the ones on the market…
Playing Pandas Phone Case
Cutest phone case in human history? Maybe. Cutest phone case in panda history? Definitely! Like a short stack of cuddly awesomeness, the back of this phone case has three rosy-cheeked panda bears dog-piled on top of each other. Getting left…
Heated Jacket
Finally! A winter jacket with built-in electric heat! This Bosch jacket has one heating panel on the back and two in the front (on either side of the zipper) - all powered by a small battery unit that weighs only a…
Hair Growth Helmet
Gaining a little unwanted ventilation up top? Before you get cat butt hair surgically implanted on your head, maybe you should give this helmet gadget a shot. It's got frickin' lasers in it and the FDA apparently said it's totally…
Solar Powered Phone Charger
Charge your mobile device on the go in a plane, train or automobile - anything with windows in the daytime! Let everyone else fight over the car lighter plug or that much needed wall outlet. Find a comfortable seat by…
Silicone Ear Key Ring Phone Stand
It's a phone stand! It's a keyring! It's a convenient place to neatly store your earbuds! We're all about products that serve multiple functions here at drunkMall. So, even though this item may look completely pointless to you at first,…
Bluetooth Car Upgrade
Many new cars have bluetooth technology factory installed to make it easy for you to control the music, get GPS-sourced directions and take phone calls - all hands-free! It's pretty amazing, if you haven't had the pleasure of experiencing it…
Energy Inhalant
Energy drinks suck. Face it, XBOX warrior. They suck. Energy drinks taste bad. Energy drinks make you burp and the burps smell bad for all the same reasons the drinks taste bad. And also, drinking energy drinks supports energy drink…