Penis Pinata
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, it might be full of candy but the only way to find out is to hit it over and over with a stick. Life is also a lot like a bachelorette…
Drone with Virtual Reality Headset
The drone wars have been won. FLYBi combines a top-shelf drone with virtual reality technology in a mind-boggling way. You’re going to want to sit down for this. The camera mounted on the drone responds to your head movements on…
Temporary Dick Tattoos
Drawing on your passed out friends with a permanent marker is sooooo thirty years ago... Honestly, Temporary Dick tattoos would be so 20 years ago if someone had thought of them at the time. But that was a different era.…
An Ocarina
Of Time? Well, sure! Everything is “of” time, isn’t it? As Ray Cummings said, “Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.” Ah, good one, Ray! We didn’t know they had the chronic back in 1922. Those were different times... Is…
100 Pairs of Dice
Pop Quiz: when do you need dice? If you said, “Five minutes after a wormhole opens inside the game closet and blasts random stuff, like all the dice, into nineteen other dimensions,” congratulations - that is the correct answer! You’ve won…
Obamanopoly board game
You thought your uncle got pissed off when you beat him in regular monopoly? Wait until you kick his ass because you come out of a government bailout with an extra $100k in your pocket! In this twist on the…
EXCLUSIVE: Top 10 Drunk Buys of 2015
2015 is deader than a six pack of Mickey’s grenades. Let’s pause between blackouts on this New Year’s Weekend to take a moment and remember the drunken purchases that we all made last year. We've got some memes, some mind-blowing…
Remote Control Paper Airplane
This is what happens when old school DIY meets new school tech and we’re all about it. Drones are fun, sure, but there’s something to be said for building things yourself, learning how and why they work and maybe getting…
Marshmallow Blaster
Times sure have changed! Back in the day, if you wanted to get a marshmallow from Point A to Point B with any sort of velocity, you used to have to throw it. While researching this item, we came across all…
10 Stacks of Fake Benjamins
Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…
GG: The Ultimate Version of Rock-Paper-Scissors
This game has the potential to be huge. The creators of GG have deconstructed the simplest game on Earth, Rock-Paper-Scissors, and rebuilt it into a game that remains simple enough for a child to play while also holding depths of…
drunkNews: Show Us Your Drunk Christmas Presents!!!
Wow! Christmas is finally over! Did everyone make it out without killing a family member? Good… good… So, here’s the deal, drunkMall has been around since September and we have sold some shit between then and now. We know everyone…