Wine Bottle Puzzle Lock
Screw the DaVinci Code! This is such a great gift for that person who enjoys solving puzzles. It's like a padlock that goes over one bottle of wine, preventing it from being opened until the correct password is dialed in…
Back to the Future Monopoly
Playing any game of Monopoly is pretty much taking a trip back in time already, so it makes perfect sense that there's an official Back to the Future version of the classic board game! Check this out, though. It's not…
EXCLUSIVE: Easter Egg-stravaganza
For some people it's the one day of the year you have to go to church. For other people it's just another holiday that someone was stupid enough to decide should be on the weekend and now we don't even…
Super Mario Phone Pouch
Need a new purse? This ain't it. Fashion and function don't always travel hand-in-hand. (Seriously, have you ever even seen a fashion show? Nobody's wearing most of that BS.) But sometimes fashionable items do serve a purpose. Technically, this bag is…
Remote Control Bugatti
Bugattis are one of the most expensive automobiles on Earth. Fantasizing about owning or even just driving a Bugatti is like porn for people who watch Top Gear and/or work for "equity" at tech startups in San Francisco. A lot…
EXCLUSIVE: St. Paddy’s Pub Crawl Needs
The Saint Patrick's Day Pub Crawl is a time-honored tradition, where legends are born and the unworthy fall to the wayside. No one should go it alone. A strong team is always recommended. But even then, even with the most…
Loud Exhaust Simulator for Bicycles
Is there a single reason for an adult to own this? Probably not. But maybe you have to buy a present for a kid. Or maybe you never had a childhood because you worked your ass off in order to…
Stress Boob
It makes sense, really. Squeezing a boob was probably one of the first things you ever did to deal with stress when you were only an infant. Now that you're older, there won't always be a boob on hand when…
Motion Simulator Couch Attachment
You know how theme parks will make new rides themed after blockbuster movies? This is kind of like that, except in your house. In fact, you don't even have to get off of your couch to ride this ride because…
Laser Tag Guns
Isn't this supposed to be the future? We've had laser tag for over 20 years and everyone knows it's exhilarating. Why don't we have more laser sports?! Where are all the people whose job it is to invent sports, what…
EXCLUSIVE: Spring Breakers Essentials
Spring Break is... Well, it's whenever it is. Different schools do it at different times. Whatever. We pretty much have to do a big Spring Break post, so here it is! If you already had your Spring Break by the…
Titillating Coloring Book
Coloring books are the hot new trend for adults pursuing "mindfulness" in their lives. Most of the books we've seen get talked about are pretty lame, though. Why don't they make coloring books with pictures of the things adults care…