Bob’s Burgers Recipe Book
Ever wanted to take a big ol' bite of some delicious looking thing you saw in a cartoon? Hey, we aren't talking about Rule 34, weirdo! We're talking about burgers - Bob's Burgers! The Belcher family in the wildly popular…
Beef Jerky Bouqet
Valentine's Day is coming up but not everyone is in to flowers and candy. In fact, not everyone is into relationships or Valentine's Day! This February 14th, you can go way outside the box and give your significant other something…
Extremely Spicy Lollipop
This candy is that fire, son! The Toe of Satan is a lollipop made of the spiciest ingredients known to human civilization at this point in history. Basically, if Hell is supposed to be unthinkably hot but The Devil can…
Silicone Shot Mold
Can you freeze it, bake it or leave it in the refrigerator to "set" into a solid form? Then you can use this silicone mold to turn it into a shot "glass!" Of course, since this is food-grade silicone rubber,…
Datable Food Storage Container
Eventually all leftovers turn in to chicken. Not the poultry meat product. Chicken, the game. Because you can't always remember just what day that one container got put in the fridge, can you? And when more leftovers are being added…
Liquor Flavored Candies
Enjoy the fun flavors of your favorite liquors guilt-free with a six pack of hard alcohol-flavored and sugar free candies! There is NO ALCOHOL CONTENT in these candies! It's not like those chocolates with real liqueur inside of them. No…
Chocolate Cat Tongues
Katzenzungen is German for "cat tongue," which is a very popular chocolate treat all over Europe and South America. As usual, Americans weren't invited to the party when it comes to awesome candies and desserts. But that's fine because now…
Anti-Cavity Suckers
One of the most amazing epiphanies in life is the one that happens immediately following the realization that you are an adult, which is that adults are all full of shit and have been lying to you the entire time you've…
1.5 Pounds of Cereal Marshmallows
What a magical time to be alive! The best part of everyone's favorite marshmallow cereal is the marshmallows, duh. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can now cut out the middleman and score some of those marshmallows all…
Gold Lollipops
There's gold in them suckers... *spit* More gold than anyone's seen in a sucker since the big strike back in '94, as far as anyone can tell. Okay, but seriously, yeah. These lollipops have gold in them. 24-karat gold leaf,…
Canned Scorpions
It's a can of scorpions! Don't worry - they aren't alive. (Although, that's probably a thing somewhere in this crazy world.) These scorpions are meant to be served as a little snack... Each can contains two Chinese Armor Tail scorpions…
Carolina Reaper Pepper Grinder
This. Is. Not. A. Toy. The only people who should even be considering this as a purchase are those of you with iron guts and Teflon assholes. You know, the kind of person that automatically orders the most extreme level…