GIFT GUIDE: Father’s Day 2017
It's that time of year again and the last thing your dad wants for Father's Day is another necktie. Honestly, the best gift most of you could give your father would be to move out of the basement or start…
Grim Reaper Shaker Set
Adding a little spice to your food wouldn't kill you, would it? Hey, nobody could blame you for asking that if this shaker set was sitting on the table! It's literally a terrifying little statue of death, clutching the glass…
GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!
You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…
Fireworks Oreos
Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…
KFC Romance Novel
Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…
GIFT GUIDE: Mother’s Day for Bad Kids
Congratulations, you forgot Mother's Day again. It's not like your mom needs anything from you, right? She only lugged you around inside of her body for most of a year and then managed to keep you alive for another 18…
Coffee-Infused Maple Syrup
First off, we wanna apologize to everyone who's stoned right now. You weren't prepared for this and there was honestly no way for us to prepare you without just jumping right into it. One minute, there you were, just screwing…
2 Pounds of Chupa Chups
Chupa Chups are easily the best tasting suckers to have ever been made. If you've never had one, just share this post to your social media of choice and ask your friends if they have an opinion on this. You'll…
Dippin Dots Fizzy Candy
Don't freak out. You haven't entered an alternate timeline. They still spell it Berenstain Bears and Dippin' Dots is still the ice cream of the future. It's just that Dippin' Dots is now this, also. What "this" is happens to be an…
Bluetooth Cooler
You know how every time you go to the beach it's like, "Damn, I wish I had my guitar rig here so I could lay down some epic riffs while gazing out at these waves." Okay, so you've probably never…
GIFT GUIDE: Horsin’ Around
The Kentucky Derby - which is a superb excuse to get drunk, wear funny clothes and win or lose various sums of money while yelling at running horses - goes down this weekend. It's a truly great American tradition, as…