Believe it or not, science has created a Beer Belly that someone might actually want to have. Thanks, science! The BeerBelly gives you the "freedom to beverage," using a sort-of reverse backpack type of sling wth a bladder that can…
Trash takes up a lot of space. That's the problem with trash, if you've never thought about it before. Here's another problem with trash: it's useless. You can't do anything with it and it doesn't serve any purpose other than…
If you don't like puns, please click away from this post immediately. Everyone cool? All right, cool. Get your hands on some Pussy today! This Pussy is made in the UK but it's never been easier to order some Pussy…
Okay, so, you know how there are "pocket tees," which are tee shirts with a pocket on them? This is more like a pocket with a t-shirt on it. Bucket Tees has been around since 2014 and they specialize in making…
There are two categories of drinking game: games you play while casually drinking and games that serve no other purpose than to provide an excuse for getting extremely and embarrassingly drunk. Each type has its place and this gift guide covers the best of…
Screw the DaVinci Code! This is such a great gift for that person who enjoys solving puzzles. It's like a padlock that goes over one bottle of wine, preventing it from being opened until the correct password is dialed in…
Drunk shopping is obviously way better (and safer) when done online - preferably at drunkMall.com, duh! But that doesn't mean you can't show your support for drinking beer while doing some shopping the old way. It's an important issue in these…
The year was 2011. Basic bitches (of all genders) had been roaming the planet for centuries. But it was only a couple years earlier that a term was developed for these opposite-of-rare creatures. Maybe it was the Uggs, maybe it…
Nobody wants to pick themselves up off the mat after a punishing workout and use their limp noodle arms to shake up a protein drink just to have it not mix well anyway. Forget all of that! Throw away your…
Is coffee's reign over the mornings of caffeine addicts in danger? Nah, probably not. But caffeinated hot chocolate is a game changer, make no mistake. It's hard to believe for those of us in the death grip of latte addiction but there…
Tired of paying $27 for a drink at Musicfest Bandjam 3000? You aren't alone. Here's the latest in sneaky flask technology: fake tampons! Security checks at concerts and sporting events keep getting more and more thorough, which is fine. But…
