Alcohol Vaporizer
Yo, if you aren't vapin' your booze by now then you're dangerously close to being unhip, bro! Oh, you didn't even know that #VapeLife had branched out to the alcohol department?! Now you know! And let that be a lesson…
Coca-Cola Slushie Machine
Hands up if seeing that photo instantly gave you flashbacks to begging your mom to let you have a slushie while waiting in the checkout line at the store. Actually, screw putting your hands up - share this post instead!…
Sriracha Beer Can Holder
Drinking canned beer at a good cookout - what's better than that? How about always knowing which can of beer is yours and not having to worry about, like, accidentally drinking a cigarette butt and puking up all the delicious…
Stacked Cups coffee mug
Stack 'em high and fill 'em to the top, Joe! You know you aren't just going to have one cup of coffee, so why screw around? Save yourself two trips back to the coffeepot by using this super-tall 12oz mug…
Alice in Wonderland Bottle in a Book
What a truly unique gift for the lover of books and booze! Handmade by BookRooks from Louisiana, this is a leather-bound edition of Alice in Wonderland with the pages hollowed out to hide an 8.5oz glass flask within the pages.…
EXCLUSIVE: The Hangover Survival Guide
Congratulations! You played yourself, yet again. It's the morning after. You're pretty sure you had an amazing time last night but you don't really remember. Let's hope it was an epic evening because your body is paying full retail price for it today...…
Snaggletooth Beauty mug
It's a wide, wild world out there, ladies and gentlemen. Sitting at home, watching TV, it's easy to forget that 90% of what's on that screen has nothing to do with real life. Take beauty pageants for example. Sure, there…
Energy Drink Blood Drip
Let's talk about HANGOVERS! Holy Hell... The day after a real barnburner is so punishing and it just gets worse and worse the older you get. Everyone has their favorite hangover cure - the official drunkMall remedy is spicy food…
Two-Fisted Drinker
The Two-Fisted Drinker is for every fan of adult beverages who finds themselves ordering two-at-a-time because they make 'em so dang small or you just don't feel like getting up again in ten minutes to order another. Each "mug" hold…
Real Bullet Shot Glass
It's called a SHOT glass for a reason, folks! Toss back a slug of the hard stuff with a bit more firing power, drinking from a shot glass with a real bullet embedded in the side. Handmade in the USA by BenShot,…
Pineapple Corer and Slicer
Tiki party, anyone? You don't have to go to The Cocktail Cabana when you want a crazy umbrella drink served in a real pineapple. DIY all those tropical vibes at home! All you need is a bunch of pineapples (hint:…
Hand of the King Bottle Opener by AleHorn
What is hyped may never die! The upcoming season of Game of Thrones may be the most anticipated television event ever. People on the Internet are dissecting every trailer, frame-by-frame (this is not an exaggeration), trying to figure out where the storylines…