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Pot Leaf Bodysuit

Pot Leaf Bodysuit

Elevate your loungewear game with a tree-friendly bodysuit! The legalization movement is rolling full steam ahead. Even if your name isn't Mary Jane, you can climb on board the hype train while at yoga class or just being lazy around…

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Fiber Optic Jacket

Fiber Optic Jacket

It's lit. In fact, it's never been more lit than this. Whatever you thought was the dopest suit jacket in your closet, you can just go ahead and forget that thing. Whatever you wear to the club, you're just gonna…

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Pizza Bling Jewelry Set

Pizza Bling Jewelry Set

Show off your love for the best food ever invented with some flashy pizza jewelry! Pizza looked like it was in trouble for a while there. Pretty much every single fad diet that's come to popularity since the nineties has…

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Geometric Sweatshirt

Geometric Sweatshirt

Most geometry teachers are boring as fuck. But most geometry teachers have never smoked DMT in the living room of a drug dealer binge-watching Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos series on Netflix. We're not advocating the use of illegal drugs, here. If…

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Kaleidoscope Glasses

Kaleidoscope Glasses

See the world through brand new eyes with a pair of kaleidoscope glasses! These new eyes you'll be using aren't the kind you'd want to have, like, behind the wheel of a moving automobile, by the way. Not sure if…

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Vintage Boyz II Men Shirt

Vintage Boyz II Men Shirt

Seems like people wanna try and forget about Boyz II Men or some shit these days. Which is pure foolishness because half the people reading this wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for B2M. Just look at your fucking dad. You think…

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punkMall

EXCLUSIVE: punkMall

Start practicing your "oi" now - the punk shelf of your closet needs some freshening up! Save all the talk about who or what is and isn't "punk" because that's not what this is about. (Seriously? Look at the website…

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Skeletal LED Gloves

Skeletal LED Gloves

Festival season is coming up quick but true party people know that the scene never quits. When it gets cold outside, the crowd moves inside! Stand out in those dark rooms with bright lights on your body! These gloves are…

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Smart Bikinis

Smart Bikinis

Imagine never getting sunburned again. Okay now put your imagination back in the box of things you haven't used since you got a Netflix subscription - the technology is real! Spinali Design has created "smart bikinis" that performs several functions. Waterproof…

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Little Green Men UFO Shirt

Little Green Men UFO Shirt

Aliens - so hot right now! This stellar shirt is covered in little green alien heads, UFOs, stars and alien hands giving the universal peace sign. With NASA's recent announcement of their discovering seven Earth-like planets that may or may…

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Candy Leggings

Candy Leggings

How sweet it is to find a new favorite pair of leggings! With a soft and comfortable poly/spandex blend that's lightweight and breathable, these are that type of leggings that you look at in the dirty clothes pile and wonder…

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X-Ray Oven Mitt

X-Ray Oven Mitt

Burning all the flesh and sinew off your hand until there's nothing left but raw bone might sound like a pure badass move. But actually, kitchen safety is the real pure badass move. (Hey, fuck off. We're trying to be…

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