Direwolf Mug
Winter may be coming but new episodes of Game of Thrones won't be here for way too long. (Seriously, it's not fair.) Get your daily fix of Westeros with your morning cup of coffee using this awesome mug! When filled…
Gorilla Prisoner Costume
Put yourself in a cage this Halloween! This hilarious costume gives the illusion that you're being held prisoner in a cage by a (presumably hostile) gorilla! There are two fundamental approaches to a Halloween costume. One is to do it…
Triceratops Dog Hat
Take your puppy back to prehistoric times this Halloween with a triceratops hat! If you're having a big party at home, the dog might be confused about all those monsters and slutty cats that smell just like the people who…
Wigged Pig Mask from Saw
You know how there are some people who think that Halloween is for dressing up in something cute or funny or slutty and heading out to a party to take a bunch of squad pics for Instagram? This mask isn't…
Hooded Cow Onesie
"Honey, you look just like a cow in your new pajamas." Not high on the list of things you should say to your significant other in most normal situations. But this hooded cow onesie showing up in the mail is…
Hot Dog Cats in Space Phone Case
It's an invasion! A really cute and honestly pretty confusing invasion! The great thing about the Internet is that it's always changing and it always kind of stays the same. Anyone who remembers Angelfire and Geocities websites will be familiar…
Life Size Horse Lamp
Whoa, Nelly... Here's an, uh, interesting choice in furniture. It's like a lamp, except on top of a full-size statue of a horse. Or, here's another way to look at it. If you've ever wanted a modern art style replica…
Godzilla Slippers
If you're lucky enough to get snowed in this winter, make sure you've got a way to watch as many Godzilla movies as possible. Just trust us. There is no better way to appreciate the subtleties of classic Godzilla (or…
Howling Wolf Cookie Cutter
Okay, so, yeah, we totally found this cookie cutter on accident. We were trying to find some cool Howlin' Wolf merch on Amazon, so we'd have an excuse to talk about our favorite Blues singer of all time, and we…
Angelic Harambe Shirt
It's of the utmost importance to our future as social beings that we never forgot Harambe the gorilla and his ultimate sacrifice. This t-shirt present a beautiful rendering of Harambe as a winged angel, seated atop a pixelated cloud and…
Tabby Cat Salt and Pepper Holder
A salt and pepper holder for all the cat lovers! It's like a totally cute and helpful tabby cat always there with the spices you want to punch up your meal. Which is a cute fantasy because cats are not…
Humane Bug Catcher
Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…