10 Stacks of Fake Benjamins
Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…
GG: The Ultimate Version of Rock-Paper-Scissors
This game has the potential to be huge. The creators of GG have deconstructed the simplest game on Earth, Rock-Paper-Scissors, and rebuilt it into a game that remains simple enough for a child to play while also holding depths of…
Pizza Rat pin
We’ll never forget you Pizza Rat. Ours is not the fickle love of viral social media, blazing with the white heat of rocket fuel and faded all too quick. No, Pizza Rat. Our love remains as you once were, dragging…
Cobra Kai Karate Championship T-Shirt
Yes, sensei! You ever notice how sports movies made for kids always used to take some totally basic shit and act like it was a boss move when the hero did it? Like the triple deke in Mighty Ducks -…
Lionel Richie mug
A pun! About tea! How deliciously wicked! Who ever would have thought! Calm down, we like the mug, too. We’re posting it aren’t we? This is happening because everyone keeps talking about Adele’s “Hello” and it’s like, “No, hello to you, Adele.…
Espresso-Filled Chocolates
Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone…
Optical Illusion Coffee Cup LED Lamp
Everyone loves a good optical illusion, right? Here’s an oldie but a goodie - the fake waterfall effect - with a caffeinated spin. The LED lamp head is covered with a coffee cup, so the stand looks like coffee is…
Fruit-Infused Water Bottles
Remember a few months ago when Trader Joe’s got busted trying to sell asparagus water to all of our yoga instructors? Yeah, that was hilarious. If they’d just stocked the shelves with these bottles that let you infuse water with…
Portrait of Sir Yoda
This portrait would be great for one of those pranks where someone switches out a photograph on someone’s wall to see how long it takes them to notice the change. It’s also obviously just funny and cool, though. Yoda looks…
Lifelike Sleeping Kitten electronic pet
Kittens are adorable and everyone should have the opportunity to hang out with one. Unfortunately, circumstances don’t always allow for that. Lease agreements and allergies are just a couple of things that can stop us from knowing the joy of…
Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
Bill Murray Coloring Book
Bill Murray is pretty clearly the man. He’s been the man for a long, long time. (Except we’re scared to see that new movie he’s in because we’ve heard bad things and someone should tell him Wes Anderson stopped making…